Jennifer Bober

lampworker, art jeweler, writer and musician. Marketing professional to pay the bills. Cat lover and cancer fighter.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@AdobeCare It’s dealt with. I just think that your process is annoying. Making the customer repeatedly tell you to unsubscribe them is an obnoxious customer retention tactic.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Things that annoy me…having to tell a company six or seven times that I want to cancel a subscription before they’ll actually do it. Looking at you @Adobe

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Hey @amazonfiretv and @SIRIUSXM why is music suddenly blasting from my Sirius app in between every episode of the Netflix show I’m watching? Fix your coding please.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@citizenLilli @facebook Yup. A friend posted one of those things with all the things women have to do to keep safe. I replied that I tend to walk with keys between fingers in bad areas and what I would do with them. I got a warning and my comment removed.

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Nice to know that @facebook thinks women should just take it if they are attacked or raped, because saying how you would fight to defend yourself goes against community standards.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Shoutout to @lanebryant customer service. Live-chatted with a rep after the front clasp on a bra I only wore a few times gave. Refunded the original purchase and a new comparable bra shipped out for the same price.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Watching “designers” paint over beautiful old woodwork make me want to cry.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Hey @OldNavy fix your website programming. I’m tired of getting multiple messages urging me to buy something in my cart that I’ve already purchased. It’s really annoying.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

OMG. Watching #IronChef medieval challenge and some of these chefs’ assumptions about medieval food crack me up. Spices people, look up how they used spices!

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

I’ve always loved #PattiLuPone, but I love her more for calling out someone who thought the rules didn’t apply to them.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Hey @NJGov Someone want to explain to me why, when I clearly indicated that my tax payment should go through on Monday, when it is due, the money was deducted from my bank account today? I don’t get to just take my paycheck two days early because I feel like it.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Ordered lunch just after noon. It was supposed to take 45-50 minutes. It’s going to be over an hour and a half. Seriously crappy service @UberEats

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@JamesAALongman That’s the Ukrainian national anthem, but hopefully she got to sing the song she loves as well.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@mfjlewis I read the replies. Oh, dear heavens, why did I do that?

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@jeanniegaffigan Oh, that is fabulous!!

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

OMG, the more I scroll, the worse it gets!!!!!

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@fuboTV I really wish you had just left the guide alone. It actually made sense before. Now it’s just a mess.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

Things that annoy…subscription services that make you tell them you want to cancel four times before they actually do it. Looking at you @HelloFresh

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@MikaelaShiffrin You have accomplished SO much more than your haters could ever dream. I wish I could give you what I know you need most, a hug from your dad. I miss mine desperately too. No matter what happened, I am SO proud that you represented our country in Beijing.

[Jennifer Bober @SingingPhoenixD]

@nytimesarts …and this is why I still can’t go to a concert or see a movie.