In all seriousness, why make a horror/suspense about an endangered animal that’s so docile it hasn’t killed a single human since the 1800s, they got enough on their plate
when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
I like the duck hunter aesthetic but instead of guns and killing ducks I have cameras and take pictures of ducks and blow them kisses because I love them