Child aged 6: “Mummy if you were a mermaid and you had to battle with a merman, what would you do with your children”? Less E numbers needed here clearly. Any suggestions everyone? #smwi#mermaidissues#mermaidvmerman#relationshipdilemas
Best parts of being a single mum: You can go to bed at night and lay all the way across the mattress like the God damn star that you are. #smwi#singlemum#bedtime#wholebed