Hasan

lazier than I am woke

[E @Ellis_]

Tears I even forgot that the Brighton manager cussed Arsenal and said they don’t play good football last season & now he just slapped them.

Fair enough man.

[Kenzo Tenma 𒉭 @Ajmalmsd7]

"I will tell my kids that this was the Falklands War."

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

MY FUCKING STARBOYYY WOWWW https://t.co/ajoG1fSNER

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Sam Altman has apparently seen an absolute portal to hell or something…

[Hasan @SinglePasli]

SESKOOOOOO!!!!!

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Saddam Hussein broke 2 UN resolutions and the US executed him.

Netanyahu broke 77 UN resolutions and is still alive.

Isn’t it strange?

[ؘ @brasilizei]

Harry Potter vai ter três tipos de público:

Os que leram os livros, estão percebendo cada detalhe e amando o cuidado; os que só viram os filmes e estão completamente perdidos; e os que vão reclamar de tudo só pra parecer diferentões

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

me to argentina after messi retired from the national team:

[lourdes ⛧ @lourdescinalli_]

En un mundo donde todo es copie y pegue de chat gpt, Messi te sube la foto de su carta escrita a mano.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨✉️ Enzo Fernández with a VERY EMOTIONAL letter dedicated to Leo Messi 🥹

"Leo, that time when you said you were leaving the national team, I was really sad.

"I was just a kid, and I used to compare your age with mine to see if one day I might get the chance to play with you. It sounds silly, but I really did it. I’d think about how many years you might have left, how many years I still needed to reach the first division, and I dreamed that, even if it was only once, we could wear the Argentina shirt together.

"Luckily, you came back.

"And life ended up being much more beautiful than that kid could ever have imagined.

"I didn’t just get to play with you. We shared training camps, the dressing room, conversations, hugs, difficult moments, incredible moments, and we ended up becoming world champions together.

"But above all, I’ll always be grateful for the way you treated me from the moment I arrived. I came with the excitement of sharing the pitch with my idol, and instead I found a person who, from the very first moment, made me feel like one of the group. You always had a word, some advice, a hug, or simply a way of making me feel calm whenever I needed it.

"I’ll never forget that.

"Today, it’s hard for me to imagine the next training camp without you. Walking onto the pitch and not seeing you up front, wearing the No. 10. After so many years of seeing you there, it feels impossible to imagine it any other way.

"How lucky I was, Leo.

"How lucky that kid was, the one who used to do those calculations without knowing if he would ever make it in time.

"Thank you for treating me the way you did, for everything you taught me, and for allowing me to share a part of your story.

"We’re going to miss you so much, captain." 💙🥺

[Cephas @Cephas_me]

Once again, Paul Pogba didn’t stutter when he said this. He said what he said. And he’s fucking right!

[PFA @PFA]

Following today's magic, we're unapologetically going to have to post about Bruno AGAIN...

Enjoy a full behind the scenes look at the PFA Awards with today's @ManUtd match-winner. ⭐️

[🫀* @mufcjuj]

Lewis hall didn’t go to the World Cup and our owners sat there for months and waiting until every player in that Newcastle squad was sold to “enquire” about him fuck this club

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

When you play against a team that has Messi and he destroys you in this way, you can forgive yourself, and count yourself as one of the victims and the lucky ones at the same time.

Because who did he not destroy? Who has he not destroyed? What do you have from Messi that you weren’t given?

Join the queue.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

£125m, Alexander Isak. £116m, Florian Wirtz. £106m+£17m, Bradley Barcola. £79m, Hugo Ekitike. £60m, Jeremy Jacquet. £40m, Milos Kerkez. £35m, Victor Munoz. £29.5m, Jeremie Frimpong. £26m, Geovanni Leoni.

Upwards of £633.5m spent between now & last summer, expectations for Liverpool should be no less than the Premier League title.

It's either that or they've spent disastrously from a squad planning perspective & are still nowhere near it.

[Sam @xSamAFC]

Liverpool now have the most expensive striker , winger and attacking midfielder in pl history. If they don’t win the league this season it’s a failure

[Hasan @SinglePasli]

@SeaweeedBrain2 Will get to watch the play 😍

[Hasan @SinglePasli]

LETS GOOOO

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Debutants Viking make history 👏

#UCL

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Debutants Viking make history 👏

#UCL