Sango is Mango

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

@Lifestyle_Store waited for an order for 3 weeks, status remained "processing" no help from cus service, cancelled and rebooked a week ago, again the order (#9491055784) in processing from cust service in this day of next day deliveries! Please help

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Dress up like today is the day you will run into your ex!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

I can't even threaten people to ruin their public image. What will I say "do this else my 4 Twitter followers will get an earful of this"!!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

I am so supportive, I <3 your stweets without even reading them!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Nope! Not brushing teeth, what if I wana eat /drink later, wouldn't my hard work go to waste then?

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

More flies in my life than people!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

You keep a condom in your wallet, I keep a spoon. Priorities eh!!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Why isn't there a rehab for the heart broken? If anyone starts, give me lifetime membership!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

@DaMilanoBrand 4 digit price tags, but not even a sheet of cheap butter paper for the delicate goodies?My wallet is scuffed :(

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

I don't need a man, I am perfectly capable of ruining my life!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Weight check: Kilo less than yesterday. Man I should get waxing done more often.

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

You are cute but you were looking for camera on my Kindle!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Difference between being single and in a relationship....about 1.6 m2 of skin with hairs.

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

I don't like you but I will date you to prove a point....that I am straight!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Relationship status: Body hair!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Aunty: When are you getting married?
Me: Never!!! It interferes with my passion....of not cooking!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Him: Are you a virgin?
Me: Don't know if it had grown back after a long period of inactivity.

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

2 laptops, 1 desktop and a tablet and I am still watching movies on my phone!

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

She#1: My BF popped the question.
She#2: My husband and I are going for a holiday.
She#3: I m expecting.
Me: I finished S6 Game of Thrones.

[Sango is Mango @SingleShe]

Him: what's cooking. Me: <sends a picture of pan on the stove>. Never hears from him again!