SmallTownSingle

[SmallTownSingle @SingleSmall]

Looking for a good time tonight.

[SmallTownSingle @SingleSmall]

It doesn’t matter if your marriage is over in your heart and mind, the only place it matters is on paper at the courthouse.

[SmallTownSingle @SingleSmall]

A man who calls you “hun” is too old for you, no matter his age.

[SmallTownSingle @SingleSmall]

Brethren, the more you refer to yourself as an “alpha,” the more we know that cannot possibly be true.

[SmallTownSingle @SingleSmall]

Men attempting to date well-read women in their 40s: she doesn’t care how much you lift. At all.

[SmallTownSingle @SingleSmall]

You have not LIVED until you have had the female orgasm mansplained by someone who has clearly never been involved in one.