Single Han Solo

My Family sucks. #solostyle #Starwars #parody

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

One time I sent Ben to summer camp on Tatooine. He wrote hate poetry about sand.

He came back even more emo.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

#FixAnAnnoyingSaying Make the galaxy great again

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

#IfYouVoteForTrumpcare You'll end up single, and killed by your own child.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

#DescribeWeekendsBadly Spending it with my son.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@tolkienianjedi Don't worry I'm making an appearance

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@BadFatherHan Still cooler than @KyloR3n

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@VeryLonelyLuke @VeryLonelyLuke will never recognize me in the next movie.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

#Single #StarWars #galacticnights

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

#ImFuriousBecause #StarWars comes out in December and this chick just turned me down.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

#galacticnights So great being single.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@VeryLonelyLuke haha suck it

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

I tried to tell that to Rey. https://t.co/yBc9ubcyUM

[Duke DirtFarmer @DukeDirtfarmer]

There is nothing to do around here, it's nothing by all Sand and Bones.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@VeryLonelyLuke I never been happier than to be dead.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@VeryLonelyLuke You're new name is Duke Dirtfarmer

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@VeryLonelyLuke Also the craziest!

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

Relationship status-Dead and single.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@BadFatherHan Heard Ben is actually in to men.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@VeryLonelyLuke @BadFatherHan @ChewieRoars It's true all of it, it's now canon.

https://t.co/oDoTrEOiI8

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

The awkward moment you come back to Twitter and people thought you died.

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@DeadPalpatine @realDonaldTrump Hmmm

[Single Han Solo @SingleSolo12]

@DeadPalpatine @realDonaldTrump I am sure Trump is not human