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Doublethink is a combination of both lies and facts. At SingleThink, we don’t provide both. You know exactly what you’re getting.

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"An implant that can replay memories?” scoffed Netflix subscriber Cecilia Tuma, whose phone was at all times reporting her GPS position and potentially transmitting live audio/video to unknown numbers of corporations, hackers, and government agencies.
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“Christmas Wrapping” is the Last Remaining Pure Thing Because 2017 Has Tainted Everything Else

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The Best Cyber Monday Deal is on a Dark Web Hitman That Comes and Shoots You in the Face

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Baited into a Political Discussion at Thanksgiving Dinner? Respond with the Wi-Fi Password, Over and Over Until Everyone’s Staring at Their Phones in Silence!

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Need a Last-Minute Costume? Be a Sexy Mummy and Trigger the Curse of Nefertiti, Unleashing Ten Billion Scarabs!

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5 Ways to Keep Your Phone’s Shitty Concert Videos and Stoned Tweet Drafts Safe From Hackers

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Here are the Rules for The Trump-Tillerson IQ Contest! Who’s The Wisest in the White House?

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Earn Free Surgeries by Hacking Your Hospital’s Rewards Program

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Boo! Get Into the Halloween Spirit by Ghosting Everyone You Know!

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The XFL is Back, Baby! The Hits are Harder and the Anthem-Standing Mandatory

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How to Lose 15 Pounds by Ghosting the Pizza Guy

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5 Excuses to Give When The Cashier Asks if You Want to Donate $1 to a Children's Foundation

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Doublethink is a combination of both lies and facts.

At SingleThink, we don’t provide both. You know exactly what you’re getting.