Lass Seeks Love

Dating Blogger inc Scottish 30's Lass exploring the wins and woes of dating. Been taken to a cemetery on a first date - twice!! #dating

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Ladies lets HOT APE the shit out of our interactions with our gentlemen folk. Might be my new hobby! Let's play...

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[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Anyone else try on their gorgeous holiday clothes from this time last year and have more camel toe in your bedroon than on a camel farm?
No? Just me then😭 #booty

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

@MrGumbOoO Least Twitter has you to keep folk on track eh? Sorry @yodel story telling people, may be quicker getting parcel from you than @YodelOnline anyways.

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Gutted that @asos are using @yodel as their courier. Terrible concept of delivery 3 attempts then to a 'local' depot for collection an HOUR away.
Companies should detail who the courier is so customers can make informed delivery choices.

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

If you think Valentines is this epic thing and everyone else who is ‘loved up’ is having sex or gazing into each others eyes... your wrong.
I paired socks whilst sipping gin, watching Hunted. Loved it.

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

I think @VickyPattison may be my break up spirit animal:

Tears
Strength
Punches cushions

Her prog is real, raw & a must see.
TLC Weds 10pm. Go!

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

1st Dates of EXmas Past:
A guy turned up with ‘that day’ tonsillitis diagnosis. Suggested the Casino for ‘quiet chat’ ... but actually meant FREE hot drinks. £0 spent by him. Oh proceeded to tell he had ‘blue balls’ #bestbaddate Yours?

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Your Boyf/ Girlfriend goes ‘out-out’ without you. Do you want them to tell you if they got chatted up?

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

When you are about to retire to bed with your kindle and you accidentally switch over to ‘The Circle’ -social media/human dynamics reality TV prog🙀

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Oh my fuck.
Got Netflix?
Our dating lives; Her jokes
@iliza [Shiesinger]
She is hilarious truth.

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

“Being there for someone when they need you most, that’s what relationships are”

- Film: That Awkward Moment

💛

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

I need an intervention...

[Michelle Glauser @MichelleGlauser]

Men—when you introduce your employee who's a woman and say, "She does all the work"/"runs things"/"keeps us all sane"/etc.:
1-You are not paying her enough.
2-You haven't given her the title or team she deserves.
3-Talking about her contributions doesn't make up for 1 and 2.

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Is this the the opening chapter to my new erotica novel...?😍

Dog rescued from house fire given CPR by firefighters https://t.co/0RaOM4Sxv4

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

🎶’Ghetto Superstar’ song is on the radio. Aged 13 I nearly had my first kiss with a boy at a party... what song(s) trigger a memory for you?

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

“If I could be happier...” the male tagline of #LoveIsIand

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

@awkotacoonline @tinderellasays Bunch of Ryan’s
Bunch of Nicholas’s
Bunch of Josh’s
Everyone: Who’s the name of your dating bunch?

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

@tinderellasays Haha I once searched for ‘Ryanair’ in my iphone notes and 3 x different ‘Ryans’ draft text messages came up😂 easy done...

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

“I want someone who knows themself”

Er:
Doctor vs Model
Clearly.... aye sure you do hen...

#lovelsland catch up

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

So turns out my top half is a size 10 and my bottom half like an 11 if that existed😭

Fucking hate mathematics

#weddingseason #party

[Lass Seeks Love @Single_Siren]

Dear #Canesten
If thrush products were for men,they would be 1/2 the price & sponsored by beer. Too.Pricey.
- Angry Vagina & her Broke Human