Single in the South

I WISH I was making this shit up.....here is the no bs, no filter, no holding back about bad dates, good dates, and everything in between. Cheers 🥂

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

@EtherBubu @base 0xb4129eFeEa7e867Edf3a0c4d9879F9B332bF4d49

[OpenSea @opensea]

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Sailing now on OpenSea.

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

You know that feeling when there’s that one guy from high school that didn’t like you back then 15 years later you see on FB that he married a guy and you instantly feel relieved? Asking for a friend…

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Wine, Cheese and Work and a dash of Disney #adulting

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Follow up - anyone have a #boomer parent that caught them leaving extra cash for the server and yelled at them? 😂

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Anyone else with a #boomer parent who tipped 15% because the meal was “overpriced” but the service was great 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

My Lyft has been 1 minute away for 10 min….

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

I can’t believe @BachParadise robbed us of an After Paradise with prime @demi_burnett content 😭

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Can we get Daniella a better partner!? She is TOO good for this show #DWTS

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Ok but can we all agree @kaitlynbristowe had the best Britney Spears dance #DWTS

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Do you ever want to track a guy’s number down and text him saying “Can you just text her back so I can stop listening to the complaining and get work done today thanks”? Or is that just me lol

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

I’m laughing that these players don’t know their BB history...”there must’ve been a reason they don’t serve that much alcohol anymore. Something must’ve happened...” Yeah a drunken knife to the throat that’s what happened 🤦🏻‍♀️ #bigbrother22

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Epitome of being single af - falling asleep with the heating pad on your lower back and crossword puzzle and phone on the other side of the bed 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

I genuinely get offended when I swipe right on someone and don’t immediately get a match notification

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Anyone think it’s a coincidence that the day the stimulus checks arrive every store ever is having a massive sale and blowing up our emails? 😂

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

My mother is a mood: “I’m not gonna get that virus shit. I drink wine and the alcohol kills the germs and it makes me happy. Cheers baby!” 😂 #COVID19Pandemic #ignorance #thatsnothow____works

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Every guy I’ve ever talked to has popped back up in the last 2 weeks with the “hey long time no talk”...don’t bother me just because you’re bored (or bored with your woman) #QuarantineLife

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

So...rewatching the Parent Trap for the first time since I was a kid and when I was younger I HATED Meredith Blake but now watching it, I just realized she is 26!! Where the hell is my millionaire vineyard owner!?

[Tanner Tolbert @tanner_tolbert_]

Retweet if you want #thebachelor to film the Weber Thanksgiving dinner this year

[Single in the South @SingleintheSou1]

Just witnessed a 50 year old woman make out with a 22 year old guy while Stacy’s mom was playing ...