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small brain

[moober @SinkorSmith]

I just don't eat as much pizza it seems! Late adoughtion (get it?) to the ratings, Q3!
1. Call it the duvet for how on top Pizza hut still is, slept on for sure.
2. Whoooo-WHO? That's right, dominos baby. A fresh ranch BBQ on an Italian dough, slapped but didn't hit 😔🤘
3. TBC

[moober @SinkorSmith]

Kicking off the tracker late in '25, we be lackin. Fresh new takes, fresh new pizza.
1. Some say you can't out pizza them, it's pizza hut back on top! Margarita with the Mrs, 10/10, garlic salt, crusty crust, the lot. Pepperoni was 10/10, beautiful.

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias I don't know what you mean??? I knew how to do cooks assistant without runehq, not bragging btw

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias I get that but there's a couple bits he's done where I'm like, how has he just miraculously figured that out? but they're not things he's been hard stuck on

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias I also think he had help on a few bits because after being stuck for a long time on a couple trivial pieces, he suddenly has a brain wave and figures it out exactly

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias I have just caught up on this series, aside from him going on long tangents about how he's so much smarter than everyone else and random bullshit he comes out with e.g "this is my thinking time, listen to how deep I am", it's objectively a good series.

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@NockSmoth Ye it's pretty shit man, sad to see for sure :-(

[moober @SinkorSmith]

Can we start calling them SlipSlop or Slopknot now

[Slipknot @slipknot]

LONDON - TONIGHT - 5PM BST

[FlintChips @ChipFlints]

no wonder wumpus has no friends

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@girlofglass_dc Can I grab a hat RQ? Had it in my basket but sent you guys an email about adding one to my order save me spending 30$ on postage again

[moober @SinkorSmith]

Seeing everyone at CYB makes me sad

[moober @SinkorSmith]

Why the fuck is this heaping pile of shit app becoming linkedin but worse?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Employee: I won’t be coming in on Tuesday. I’m taking my PTO.

Boss: We have a big client meeting. If you don’t come, you’ll be fired.

Employee: Okay.

(Employee returns to work on Wednesday.)

Boss: You didn’t show up for Tuesday’s client meeting.

Employee: Correct. I took my PTO, as agreed.

Boss: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t fire you right now.

Employee: Big clients won’t sit by my hospital bed if I’m sick. Only my family will. Here is my resignation.

Boss: No, don’t take this too far. We can talk about it.

Employee: It is better to have a family than a job. If you die, your family will never forget you, but your company will replace you in a week.

Boss: Could you at least serve your one-month notice while we look for your replacement?

Employee: You were ready to fire me immediately anyway. Replace me the same way you planned to.

[moober @SinkorSmith]

Some people really are so far removed from reality

[moober @SinkorSmith]

What a wild year

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

my goat is washed

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias My goat is washed 😠 I thought I'd been locked in at work but my numbers are also ~15k down

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias Instantly come to check yours, listening time is outrageous as always. Respect the artists as always

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@deeprossed Rate the Boris

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias Today

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias Tomorrow

[moober @SinkorSmith]

This is not a drill, pizza hut has gone into administration 😢 they've been out pizza'd actually gonna kms

[moober @SinkorSmith]

I just don't eat as much pizza it seems! Late adoughtion (get it?) to the ratings, Q3!
1. Call it the duvet for how on top Pizza hut still is, slept on for sure.
2. Whoooo-WHO? That's right, dominos baby. A fresh ranch BBQ on an Italian dough, slapped but didn't hit 😔🤘
3. TBC

[moober @SinkorSmith]

@lDystopias We love to see it (envious), in for a pint?