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Yerin: If I run and jump at SinB, she will almost definitely catch me.

SinB: I'm not catching you.

Yerin: *Runs at SinB*

SinB: Yerin, I'm not catching you.

SinB: *catches Yerin*

Sowon: Didn't you say you weren't going to catch her?

SinB: I didn't want her to get hurt

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Yerin: today is a new day meant for torturing SinBs!

SinB: not unless you can catch me! *runs*

Yerin: *runs*

Police: the suspects are getting away! After them!

SinB: and that's how we started dating

Sowon: sounds to me like you committed a crime.

SinB: see it as you will.

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SinB: Yeerrriiin, hold me.

Yerin: there, there I'm here.

SinB: im sleepy.

Yerin: I know.

SinB: sleep with me?

Yerin: of course.

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Yerin: I wuv you

SinB: stay away!

Yerin: neverrrr!

SinB: get your drunk ass away from me!

Yerin: happy new year. I wuv you!

SinB: I...

SinB: wuv you too.

Sowon: I think I'm gonna be sick

Eunha: SOWON EONNIIIIE

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Yerin:

SinB: no

Yerin:

SinB: I said no.

Eunha: she's not even saying anything

Yuju: it's called love language.

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SinB: take me to your leader

Yerin: no.

SinB: I want to ask for their hand in marriage.

Yerin: you are talking to my leader

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Yerin: you're like the Romeo to my Juliet.

SinB: are you telling me to go kill myself?

Yerin: you're like the Edward to my Bella

SinB: so I'm gonna die so I can turn into a vampire?

Yerin: no, I'm

SinB: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE?!

Yerin, sighing: next time...

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Sowon: First up, is Yerin alive, or dead?

SinB: Hope so, then I can stop thinking about her.

Yerin, sitting up: I am conflicted.

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SinB: everything has gotten so boring lately.

Yerin: you called?

SinB: Yerin- what-

Yerin: a bored SinB won't do, we have to correct this

SinB: yerin wait-

Yerin: what? Not bored anymore?

SinB: no, now that you're here.

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SinB, texting: Answer your phone.

Yerin, texting: wait a minute, I'm trying to find it.

SinB:

SinB, texting: if you answer your phone in 30 seconds I will go on a date with you.

Yerin, texting: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME! OKAY, HOLD ON!

SinB:

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SinB: how much do you love Nuri?

Yerin: more than anything in the world!

SinB: I see, well that answers that.

Yerin: ?

SinB: I was going to confess my love for you, but seeing as I lost to Nuri, I already got my answer.

Yerin: Wait, SinB!

SinB: *leaves*

Yerin: SinB!

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Yerin: would you date me if I was the last person on earth?

SinB: if you were the last person on earth I wouldn't be able to

Yerin: why?

SinB: because I would be dead

Yerin: what!? Why!?

SinB: because you'd be the last person on Earth.

Yerin: so you wouldn't date me?

SinB:

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Sowon: what do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Eunha: HI, it's eunha

Umji: hello

Yuju: Yuju in the house, who this?

SinB: this better be important.

Yerin: hi, you're speaking to SinB's future wife. How can I help you?

SinB:

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Yerin: I'm jealous of your heart.

SinB: why?

Yerin: it's beating for you, but I'd prefer it if it would beat for me.

SinB: I guess we'll have to change that then, won't we?

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Yerin: can I sit there?

SinB: you're pointing at my lap.

Yerin: you didn't answer my question

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Umji: SinB, Is Yerin bothering you?

SinB: always, but I signed up for it when I married her.

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SinB: three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Yerin: I love you

SinB: I don't know whether to be upset or happy

Yerin: why?

SinB: the answer was three words-

Yerin:

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Yerin: So, what, I'm just supposed to do whatever SinB does? What if she gets a girlfriend? It's a lose/lose for me because I'll lose my chances with her and date someone I don't want to.

Umji: And what if she decides to date you?

Yerin: I don't want to date myself!

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Yuju: Yerin, what did you do with SinBs body?

Yerin: what didn't I do with it?

Yuju:

Yerin: that sounded more sexual than intended. I respectfully disposed of the body.

SinB: no, she didn't. And no, that was your full intention.

Yerin:

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Yuju: fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Instead of one slice, eat the whole cake. Instead of sleeping 8 hours, sleep for 16. Instead of dating Yerin, marry her.

SinB: that's some mixed messages.

SinB:

SinB: you said to what Yerin?