Sinthea✨

[Potato Juice🧃 @pjtoolitt]

"You will not be in your prime forever."
No be for me o...prime, primer, prime minister !!

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Four portions of asun rice, still asking me "are you not buying any protein?" The asun inside na Vitamins?

[Haywhy🥷🏽 @Haywhy_F_X]

I can't watch this shii alone 😂
But e no fair sha

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

“Change your circle of friends”
Sorry, but the number of friends i have can’t even form a circle😭.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Requesting sick leave in 2007:

Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.”

HR: “Approved. Get well soon.”
Requesting sick leave in 2026:

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

a closed mouth is really a closed destiny oh, please which one of your parents own hospitals?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I genuinely don't think anyone should go through life without experiencing Afang soup.

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

Jesus e slap am true true oo 😭😭😭😭

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

If my WhatsApp gets hacked and someone asks you for money, and you send it you’ll be disrespecting me. Like, when have I ever asked you for money?😔😔

[stephen. @iHateYou4r]

i’m writing a movie about a serial killer that kills people around him because he’s addicted to burial rice

[n❧ @nimi_ea]

It pains me that there’s probably a series out there that would absolutely consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

real academic pressure is when ur parents don't pressure u at all...they just trust u and that is exactly why u CANNOT Fail.

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

it’s the little things

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

I really can’t stand people with zero sense of urgency. like move!! Stand up!! Be snappy!! don't be slow omg😭

[die4oloye🎿 @oloyeyrn]

runtown, ycee and maleek berry, i no fit forgive una

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

As if a passport is the issue😂😂

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Sinthea✨ @Sinthea__]

@bunmibbyy Congratulationssss👏🏽🎉

[𝐕 𝐈 𝐏 @verifedvip]

to be seeing money.