Sioban Healy

I'm usually tired and/or hungry.

[Fr. Cassidy Stinson @TheHappyPriest]

Look, I'm still not the kind of priest to say things like "they're putting demons in the robots," but the chainsaw-wielding black drones with eyeball horns are making it harder to argue my case

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

"Which professional athlete do you find the most inspiring?"

me:

[Sadie sink aşığı ⧗🍁 ⊃∪∩⪽ Brand new day era @lennna222]

Where the hell is my husband

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Ignore your problems the way Lamine Yamal ignores Trump.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Italian Comedians (ft. Pierrot the Clown), by Antoine Watteau, 1720, 📸 by Dan Mullan

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard:

"Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated."

Source: @tomaskenn

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

Scotland should win the World Cup just for this alone.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship

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[Betches @betchesluvthis]

the way that this could actually just be Taylor Swift's bachelorette party

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The World Cup hasn’t even started yet and we’re already planning New Jersey Dunkirk. The Europeans will never let us live this down.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Legendary #Maddow: “I sort of can’t believe this story but here we go. March 5th…a New Jersey Republican Congressman named Tom Kean appeared on the House floor to take a vote. March 5th. He has not been seen since. Tom Kean has not been seen in public in the last 95 days.He released a statement in April saying he’s been dealing with a personal medical issue. Last week he followed that up with another written statement saying he will be back ‘within a matter of weeks’, but I’ll say we are now well into June, STILL nobody has seen him. We certainly hope Congressman Kean is okay…but that said, in the meantime, there’s kind of a Weekend at Bernie’s thing going on with the missing congressman, at least if you look online.” 😳

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The good people of New York have spoken.
GO KNICKS‼️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

What I actually mean when I say that I have a punishing home workout regime.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

The same Duffys who threw endless fits on national television when Pete was working from our son's ICU bedside are now bragging about their multi-month, taxpayer-funded family road trip while gas and grocery prices soar for American families because of Trump's war of choice. How much more unfocused, unserious, and out of touch can you be?

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[ash @vicneuman]

this continues to be painfully relevant