Sip Road

Dreaded Plastic Reseller bringing you the highest quality BPA-free liquid imbibing tools on the dark web.

[Sip Road @SipRoad]

First they came for cigarettes, and I did not speak out

Because I am not a smoker

Then they came for plastic bags, and I did not speak out

Because I prefer paper

Then they came for plastic straws, and I did not speak out

Because I opened a store selling them on the darknet

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@thefrankbraun Listening to your podcast now, but I have a question.

If this truly solves the problem, why hasn't it become the dominant model?

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@sonyasupposedly If only someone would build a distributed version control system so that we could get away from relying on Github so much.

Because distributed tech can't possibly have existed before blockchain did.

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Which ban is more idiotic?

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@ninja_vaping Depending on your state this is a method to use.

https://t.co/GJp9w7lUGL

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I made a website to explain how to buy vape juice privately, using Bitcoin.

https://t.co/GJp9w7lUGL

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Carlin said it best. Don't demonize plastic.

https://t.co/edycEZuWTy

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Which poses the greatest threat to society?

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@baalzimon @sabotagebeats These are ghost straws, every single one identical to the others.

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Need some plastic? I got you covered. Just send Bitcoin.

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@zackvoell @lucas_lclc Yes, @cryptograffiti had a great idea. Down with plastic prohibition!

[Sip Road @SipRoad]

First they came for cigarettes, and I did not speak out

Because I am not a smoker

Then they came for plastic bags, and I did not speak out

Because I prefer paper

Then they came for plastic straws, and I did not speak out

Because I opened a store selling them on the darknet

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@andzsy The man trying to keep me down.

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@mattgcondon @DamosDaze Straws are *super important* in the grand scheme of things.

I shudder to imagine a world without them.

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@DamosDaze @mattgcondon We also need to "seriously consider" the impact that criminalizing everyday life has on our planet/civilization.

You don't want to use plastic straws? I got an idea then: don't use plastic straws. Don't make me a criminal because I want to.

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Just like Clinton, Bush and Obama all inhaling yet still incarcerating millions for pot violations, I bet every single city council member who voted for the straw bans has previously enjoyed the pleasures of the plastic pipe.

Hypocrites.

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@cryptograffiti You wanna sell those on the streets I got some advice for you.

https://t.co/bmpuzN2vIu

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If you're looking to get into the plastics game, I've got a few tips for you.

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@WEATHERCH4 @BostonZcash I offer free shipping to any area currently under plastics prohibition laws.

Bitcoin only.

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Considering expanding into selling plastic bags too. All those unwashed cloth bags out there, gross.