Sipho Mkhwanazi

I am passionate about technology and the endless possibilities it offers.

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

Imagine life after Ads get introduced in coding agent workflows. 🤔

All of a sudden:

// TODO: Fix race condition.
// BTW have you tried Squarespace?

Next update:
- Build errors sponsored by Red Bull.
- Stack traces with affiliate links.
- npm install pauses for a 15-second Ad

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

You will speak, and they won't understand...
You will warn, and they will laugh...
You will plan, and they will mock...

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

alias gti='git' 💀

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

$CЯ011 |f !L1K3 3|53 \/\/R173 $0M37#1N9 0N1Y PR09R4MM3R5 \/\/1|| UND3R574ND...
🙇🏾‍♂️

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

Eventually, you have to face your {{self.goliath_bug}}./ln
read the log like your life depends on it...✍️🏾
#mybrokenthoughts

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

$CЯ011 |f !L1K3 3|53 \/\/R173 $0M37#1N9 0N1Y PR09R4MM3R5 \/\/1|| UND3R574ND...🙃

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

“Turn your emotion into intensity and power, all while maintaining rationality and not losing sight. What drives me is neither rage nor calm. It’s the space between.” – Yamada Sagiri (Hell’s Paradise)
#yagamoto #NkwaliyeNkosi ✍️🏾

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

These successes and failures will continue at length. For centuries on end, unceasing. Our works shall bloom, wither, be born again, and once more fall to ruin. I believed it would finally survive this time…but no — the cycle goes on. Endlessly, we return to the outset... -Rien

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

OneLove.. ✍️🏾

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

@ThoughtPillow @kanyewest 😂😂🤣

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

@breezybetter07 @kanyewest Oh boy!!! Where is Yeezy? 🙆🏾‍♂️

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

@illest_thriller @kanyewest 🙃

[Python Developer @PythonDvz]

Useful Functions in MATH module

#python #programming #developer #programmer #coding #coder #softwaredeveloper #computerscience #webdev #webdeveloper #webdevelopment #pythonprogramming #pythonquiz #ai #ml #machinelearning #datascience

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

@SuppressedNws @netflix I feel scammed.

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

@netflix

Tyson vs Paul = 51% buffering (crush)

Did you load test your infrastructure?

#TysonPaul #netflix 🤬

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

@netflix I woke up at 3 am and watched all the earlier fights without any issues. Now it’s 7 am, and the server crashes right as the main event begins.

Netflix, was your infrastructure adequately load tested for this event ?💆🏾‍♂️

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

Netflix is struggling to broadcast the Tyson vs Paul fight.😔

That time I woke up a 3 am to watch.

I am very disappointed.💆🏾‍♂️

#Netflix #TysonPaul

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

🎭

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

That moment after you’ve contained and refactored a bug that nearly spiraled out of control is indescribable…

[Sipho Mkhwanazi @Siptech]

Yes and not yet…✍️🏾