Nigeria kidnapped me

I believe in the economic, financial and political equality of genders.

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@IconDave @funkeakindele At least they didn’t fail at it, failed witc#!!!

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@IconDave @funkeakindele You are moving like a failed witc#

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@YkErinle @dammiedammie35 Where in Yaba

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@richtosho Its mostly for Nigerian lawyers

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@Mr_Sprime @OyinSolah @gbemi_balogun Did you read the instructions carefully? They expressly stated that those applying for the scholarship shouldn’t apply to the schools unless they are shortlisted, you guys just can’t read.

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@Naija345 @bukolasaraki Please go back to Facebook

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@oluwatayofemfem @omoluabi1sq “Notice to quit”

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@SaltasticTakes @CitImmCanada Nigeria is an English speaking country, you should educate yourself.

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@Kontrolla19 @yabaleftonline That will be the kids problem to fix not his

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@MrIzzymann @FavourYusuf1 @TosinOlugbenga Go after the Guarantor in what capacity? From what you noted, thats a contract and definitely a civil matter, so would you arrest the Guarantor when what occurred is merely a breach of contract.

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@dammiedammie35 She said she manages $80m and not $80m in income

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@mayorde4you2 Did he have to transport himself to get the padlocks?

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@MrPerspectiveNG @AsakyGRN All of you in the reply lack comprehension

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@ukayasiegbu @Quo_Riri Rather than having an introspection to find out why the other lady assumed she was older and fix it, she only centered on the one that drives her insecurities:

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@OlalowoTomiwa If you are corper use @flyaero Corpers discount, my friends and I used it during our call to Bar.

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@IrlEmbNigeria @commercium_afr @Chukwudindu7

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@ISRAELCHIDIZACH @minutesimal_ *staff

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

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@topeapoola @TheGiovannis He has blue tick

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.