Alex Mendoza

I think I'm cool

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Time to do some Grandmaster Nightfall strike in Destiny 2
#Destiny2Titan

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Met a sex worker tonight and I hella respect in what she does...she bought me drinks everytime her client payed up cuz he was turned up, and benefited in drinks but we related into the sense I'm a comic and you only get small amount of time to last lol. Damn! Comedy aint far. 😆

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

I'm doing a solo mission for some pizza at Giannis tonight. And it must be completed 🍕😁👏

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Highlight of last night was starting a random rave outside Santa Cruz bar with comics, we goofy man. 😆😆

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Yoo! who going to go watch new The Matrix movie with me wearing dark trench coats. https://t.co/OaUfPyv2KA
#IKnowKungFu

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

@Dannieboi88 damn I can almost scratch and sniff this tweet lol

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

My thick prescription glasses can resist Medusas gaze.
#StaringContest

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

I'll buy you dinner if you can explain to me the second half of Christopher Nolan movie TENET. Dessert if you bring charts cuz I'm visual learner.
#Splain2Me

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

@_mboof Godamn what are you para sailing in some heelys shoes

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Trying not to cuss for a minute is hard as hell man. All I kept saying was " ahh fiddle sticks."

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

I watch E3 like it's the world cup finals with the jersey and soccer cleats on.

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

When I see a scam call coming in, I always think it could be Morpheus from The Matrix looking for me.
#ProbablyNotTheOne

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Do you think the Aliens can help us find Bigfoot and the Lockness monster? I'm more interested in those ones.

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

When I use Sriracha sauce on Chinese food, I squeeze my full government name to know how much I need.
#PerfectCursive

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Action in Godzilla vs. Kong is hella badass👍

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Hunter x Hunter is a freaking good anime.

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

That dude opened his quesadilla like he was looking a word up in the dictionary.

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Did one sit up during the Justice League Snyder Cut and held it and now I'm 4 hours stronger.

[Alex Mendoza @SirBeaster]

Larry! Larry! Larry!!
#ImpracticalJokers