Sir Bob

Zoo Troubleshooter. What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the lawn. Space Ambassador. Matt Bianco tribute act.

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@notoriousgreen1 @lorraine I’m not who you think I am…

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Blimey, that lino has a bit of the Indiana Jones villain about him #nffc

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For those keeping score, no hornets attacked me during the second goal #nffc

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Today’s ref proves they are not corrupt. If there was a conspiracy then any ref would need to be able to respond to things that happen #nffc

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A massive hornet just flew out of the firewood and straight at me, just as Wood scored. #nffc

Sensory overload ensued. Thought and prayers please people.

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And we’ve only got the Swedish commentators again, no Finns, and these guys can’t stand football so when they think it’s a red you can be sure that’s a disinterested opinion

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The commentators here thought it was a straight red too #nffc

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He jumped on his ankle FFS #nffc

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But there’s that one result… #nffc

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The only match report you need, summed up beautifully

[Darren Morley @Dazzler_m]

Not good enough but absolutely shafted by VAR

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It’s a truism but the kind of person that wants to be a professional referee is exactly the kind of person that shouldn’t be #nffc

[Sir Bob @SirBob]

I can only conclude that the season is over and relegation is now a certainty #nffc

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Harsh :)

[Davey Ohio Trickies @Av_NFFC_Enjoyer]

I hope Josh Smith is in a loveless marriage. #nffc

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Don’t worry, on Tuesday the pompously named @FA_PGMOL will admit there was a mistake. So that’s alright then. #nffc

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Stunned. Just…what’s the point? #VAR #nffc

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Penalties don’t get much more stonewall than that, come on… #nffc

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If that was a penalty, it was clearly clumsiness rather than deliberate so why the yellow too? #nffc

[Sir Bob @SirBob]

Two simple rules I want

1. When a penalty is awarded any player from the defending team, apart from the keeper, still in the box after 30 seconds gets a yellow card.

2. A player gets a red card. For every 30 seconds they have not left the pitch a team mate will also get a red

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@viaplay @Viaplay_FI for the love of god please fix the buffering problems on the LG TV app

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It’s time for a “reverse-Everton”! #nffc