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I'm the protagonist | 8:24 💜💛

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Some pics from our company event today

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

"I quit" -MJ

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Tits are great

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

I see y’all have already forgot the Nate and his father scene

[Squish 𓆩♡𓆪 @squishxcx]

We never got to see Nate Jacobs taking dick

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

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[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

Baby Lakers are NBA champions

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Is Jalen Brunson the most certified person anywhere on the planet rn 👀

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Today I think I might try one last time to get into Attack on Titan

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Should I be locked into Love Island 2026? 👀

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

I hating watching and finishing shows I like. I don’t want to do anything but sit here and watch Darling in the Franxx and now that it’s over all I can do is sit here and watch TikTok edits and be sad

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

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Time to start Darling in the FRANXX

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

I struck gold once again… I fucking love this show sm

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Time to start Darling in the FRANXX

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Time to start Darling in the FRANXX

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Now that I’m finally fully moved out of my old apt and got my new apt mostly set up, I’m allowed to watch new things on TV and I’m so excited 😆😆😆

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Every year I’m told “the Rams are just buying a SB they’re not gonna be good in X years” and then we keep acquiring really good players and keep going to the playoffs while their pathetic ass teams pick in the top 10-15 every year…. couldn’t be me 🤣🤣🤣

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

Fuck… and I cannot stress this enough… them damn “picks”

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

Number of first round picks since 2015:

4 - Rams
5
6
7
8 - Colts
9 - Bills, Broncos, Texans
10 - Seahawks, Patriots, Chiefs, Bears
11 - Buccaneers, Steelers, Bengals
12 - Cardinals, 49ers, Cowboys, Eagles, Packers, Panthers, Browns
13 - Chargers, Commanders, Vikings, Falcons
14 - Saints, Lions, Raiders, Jaguars, Titans, Dolphins
15 - Ravens
16
17 - Jets, Giants

[LAFB Network @LAFBNetwork]

Rams fans have seen this movie before 👀

The last time the Rams went ALL-IN:
🔷 Traded for Jalen Ramsey
🔷 Traded for Von Miller
🔷 Super Bowl in LA
🔷 Rams win Super Bowl

2026:
🔷 Traded for Trent McDuffie
🔷 Traded for Myles Garrett
🔷 Super Bowl in LA
🔷 Rams win Super Bowl?

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

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[LAFB Network @LAFBNetwork]

Rams fans have seen this movie before 👀

The last time the Rams went ALL-IN:
🔷 Traded for Jalen Ramsey
🔷 Traded for Von Miller
🔷 Super Bowl in LA
🔷 Rams win Super Bowl

2026:
🔷 Traded for Trent McDuffie
🔷 Traded for Myles Garrett
🔷 Super Bowl in LA
🔷 Rams win Super Bowl?

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

LA fans are spoiled ⭐

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

I genuinely don’t think Aaron Donald comes out of retirement, nor does he need to whatsoever as he is already the GOAT 🐐 …. but man do these tweets put a smile on my face 😏☺️

[NFL @NFL]

AD always getting that work in 👀

(via @AaronDonald97)

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

My teams are better than yours 😤

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

LA teams since December 2023

- Dodgers signed Shohei Ohtani
- Lakers traded for Luka Dončić
- Rams traded for Myles Garrett

Three of the best players in their respective sports, all in one city 🤯

[Chansellor 🔮 @SirChanse]

CANCEL YOUR FAV NFL TEAMS SEASON BC THE RAMS ARE WINNING THE MF SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.