Went to go show @Seva_Bunny the moon out tonight. She’s in the kitchen. I tell her I gotta show her something. She goes “hold on! I gotta make my turmeric paste!” Witches be crazy.
@Seva_Bunny@EbiBex That’s a Texas size 10-4. I called 911 that way once from a rollercoaster as my phone kept bumping into the seat. They were understanding when I called back per their instructions to confirm that I was safe.
Harry Potter rant incoming. I apologize to all fans in advance.
Book 1: there is no safer place in the world but Gringotts. Except maybe a middle school in the English countryside. How weird is that? Did you consider your middle school to be more secure than any? 1/X
@lauracb88 @mariah1244_ I think Hermione was the only one who took arithmancy? Like no wonder wizards just outsourced all their accounting to a whole different species. I don’t think they can count.
.. that wasn't completely insane. I'm not saying us muggles have it all figured out. But the wizards clearly quit on trying to figure it out and just went to nerd out about magic instead of assuming any responsibility beyond personal. 10/Rant.
Maybe the whole mess can be explained by the fact that wizards seemed to have a strong penchant for inbreeding and not learning anything from the outside world. Maybe if they did, they could have learned to organize their
society in a way.. 9/X
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