Crooked Teeth

The official profile of Crooked Teeth. American business owner. Patriot. Lover of firearms, tequila, and technology.

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@alphafox It's just like a real Ford. Entirely made of plastic.

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@Scorpionclaw @Evautoalex Same. Wouldn't touch this one with my worst enemy's wallet but I enjoy hearing about new EV's too.

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@Scorpionclaw @Evautoalex Thought the same as I've literally never heard of this company. Surprisingly, there's a lot of places. Who knew? https://t.co/6xtwBdIBws

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@Jaypotta 100%. Depreciated lives forever in my daily playlist. Didn't care much for the last album but the new one is back in my preferred style. The modern day John Prine!

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@The_Money_Buddy "Put the fries in the bag."

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@JasielCTH Margs are back on the menu? Oh right... they were never off. Because literally everything is a lie that gets proven wrong later (butter, food pyramid, sunscreen, etc.)

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@iluminatibot Federal and state income and property taxes. Land of the "free", baby.

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@still_hustling And absolutely nothing of value was lost. What's next on my feed? I hope it's a cupcake recipe. Or a stock tip. Anyway...

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@realfrugalmogul @ergoergoergoerg Think they're bad now? Wait til you see how bad they are in 20 years when the staff is entirely imports. You are 100% correct here, sir.

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@TwoWeeksLOL The Mexicant who just spent all day FUBAR'ing a basic roof repair when he left my place at 7PM after showing up wasted AF at 7AM. They're a different breed, for sure.

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@HappyMotorhead It's a Ford. Of course they're installed backwards. Just be happy they aren't made of plastic like everything else Ford touches.

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@GenFlynn @LeaderJohnThune Oh FFS. All of these RINOs have to go... like yesterday.

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@Nateball40 @Seth_3773 Nope. Ump laid hands first. All bets are off after that. And you're probably eligible for a jury pool? SMH.

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Does Tesla treat supercharging like a franchise, of sorts? Obviously they pay for the install, maintenance, and electricity but it's on your property so do you get a kickback? Seems like a great business opportunity in smaller towns off the interstate where you could do exactly what you're doing there with entertainment. Nice!

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@Jones1 @wmorrill3 @Tesla_AI Ha! Roger that, brother. I have the exact same Amazon pole for my rig. Works a treat!

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@Jones1 Ditch that gay “pressure washer” and at least get something legitimate like the mini 1.7GPM Craftsman. The CT could even handle a proper gas pressure washer. 😂

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@economyninja Cool story, bro. Now do Biden.

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@RaminNasibov https://t.co/mEyHvuy1a0

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@SMachine27 @WallStreetApes Scrolled way too far to see the truth. Steak and Shake is the GOAT. Hands down best fries. Garlic double burger please and thanks.

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@Philippo_vic @HealthyAlfred Did you try taking it again at a lower dose or hard pass? I haven't decided yet. Losing my vision ranks up there with losing my mind, for me.