Dickus Josiah Chodus

Philanthropist, Author, Loving wife of t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ two ~darling~ Christian, unvaccinated children.

[Dickus Josiah Chodus @SirDickus]

me and the girlies cursing Laura Neal for creating the worst ending to a show I have ever seen #killingeve

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coming back from the grave to retweet this bro i really watched this show for 4 YEARS JUST FOR THAT SHIT TO HAPPEN I WANNA SCREAM SO BAD RN

[alex @sithoksana]

killing eve has overthrown game of thrones for having the worst ending of any show ever made in the history of television

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@cockywocky You too, cock ❤

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The Lobax 2

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@kxngxas LETS FUCKING GOOOO CONGRATS

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@cockywocky

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I had a dream that queen Elizabeth owned a pet snake and she wanted it to be the only snake in the world so she decreed that every other snake would now be seen as a new species known as a skrinky

[Dickus Josiah Chodus @SirDickus]

Do Australians say crikey during sex?

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@michelle_lro

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i used to have this pink stuff in my walls that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam my hand against the walls and it would make a loud thud

[Dickus Josiah Chodus @SirDickus]

Throwback to when I was accidentally standing in a designated weed smoking spot and someone came up to smoke and I was too scared to move because I was worried I might offend them so I just stood there and ended up getting a contact high

[alex @abjortia]

i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

[Dickus Josiah Chodus @SirDickus]

hooooly shit

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watching russian propaganda really changes a bitch huh

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i want to drinknbbooob milk in this

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babe wake up! new jerimiahfoot upload!!

[Dickus Josiah Chodus @SirDickus]

when you think about it, brain surgery is just like pc builder simulator

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what if i dip my boobs in a mantis shrimp tank