Evan Dando

I'm flattered that you're reading this. #avfc

[Luke McGee @lukemcgee]

FWIW, Tuchel was right to be defensive. England barely had the ball, low XG and the goal was a freak. If you don't understand that, you don't watch enough football. Moving to 5 at the back probably messed up shape, but the idea you should just go after Argentina is idiotic.

[James Allen @JamesAllen27]

England with a very Hypno-Disc display. Unbelievable potential but let themselves down when it mattered most.

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

I don’t think Wayne Rooney’s in any position to criticise anyone’s managerial ability

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

I think we’ve overrated how far England should be going in tournaments. We haven’t got the players to win tournaments. This is our level.

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@ZooNealand @wwtfc_eagles Cunt

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@Sassssy_shelia @wwtfc_eagles @ZooNealand @fandonorris It’s very much an insult.

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@Annemarieward Yes but its still funny

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@YouBearsssssss Hello stranger. I’ll be there then aswell. Out of interest which seats get the sun all day? I’m in the PKF.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @dunc_saboteur Still you Lee. Still you

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Rob Kenyon has called for all knives to be banned.

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@Footballtweet No

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@StickToCricket Well Goughy ain’t running much lately.

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

Can’t even beat themselves #spurs #bbcsport

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@skybluebants @secondtierpod No, this is for team of the season.

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@Footballtweet Hence the coat and hat

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@kethdarrell @g_gosden No

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@deirdrescig This is peak corrie

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

Hmm. Lacks depth. Not enough players

[England @England]

Here we go. It's your #ThreeLions squad for March camp! 👀

[Evan Dando @SirEvanDando]

@ryanadsett Think he’s at Brighton