Frank Butcher

Car lot owner, Pat fancier, terr-ifff-ic.

[Michael Fish @MichaelFishBBC]

WhatsApp from Kettley:

"Seen the news about the storm, Mike?"

Fella's off his tits again. Has gone downhill since his wife left him. It's just a bit blowy.

#StormEunice

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Turn it in

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

At least every week since the death of Terry Wogan, the theme tune from "Blankety Blank" has entered my head - but with the words " 'aving a wank" menacingly voiced by the late Mike Reid in the character of Frank Butcher from EastEnders.

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

#eng

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

The Good, The Bad and the Pat Butcher

[CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly]

Replace a word in a film title with Pat Butcher

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Coming up at 8pm tonight: a full, lung-busting workout with Pat Wicks.

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

This is bang out of order

[Michael Fish @MichaelFishBBC]

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING

It's blowing so hard, Phillip Schofield is straight again

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Ricky wanted to stand down from the Butchers once. Pat threw a Golden Delicious at his boat race and told him to turn it in.

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Casual reminder that your grandad didn't fight in the war so you could have a vote today. He fought in the war because there was fuck all on the telly in 1939 and some Kraut bastard had bombed the pub. #GeneralElection2019

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Matthew Kelly on Children In Need. They fucking will be in a minute.

[Michael Fish @MichaelFishBBC]

Weather alert: utter shitstorm incoming

[Michael Fish @MichaelFishBBC]

Over 70s: just the one cardigan will do today. It's hotter than Carol Kirkwood in her Spanx.

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Glory Box by Portishead. WALLOP.

[Spotify @Spotify]

Describe your love life in one track...

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Virgil Van Dijk could defend Fred West and get the sprogs' parents to pay for a new patio. #LIVARS

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Drone buzzing over Bridge Street market. Pete Beale's just taken the fucker down with a well-aimed Golden Delicious. WALLOP.

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

About fucking time Harry won a trophy #ImACeleb

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Nation praying that Nick Knowles and Noel Edmonds Bush Tucker Trial involves downing a pint of Novichok #imaceleb

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

I knew Phil and Grant were making a comeback. Didn't realise they were gonna burst out of Kat's top. WALLOP.

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Part two of the triptych.

-Original images courtesy of the wonderful @JohnHindeImages Butlins collection.

[Frank Butcher @SirFrankButcher]

Cheryl Cole Fernandez-Versini Payne Butcher has a smashing ring to it