SirFunktastic 🇺🇸

It’s just me, Myself and Life 🏍️ My knuckles are busted and bleeding, from fighting all of my demons

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

👈🏼 This guy right here

[MJ @morganisawizard]

congratulations to boring men with stable jobs on becoming the next hot commodity

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

😱🤯

[Keith Ainsworth @AinsworthKeith]

HORRIFIC

Spain just released a man police caught in the act of r*ping a 22-year-old woman on Valencia’s Malvarrosa beach.

27-year-old illegal Moroccan construction worker. Dawn. He tore her dress off, covered her mouth, and r*ped her on the sand.

Four officers arrived while it was still happening. He ran. They caught him. He punched an officer in the face hard enough to send him to the hospital.

The victim gave a statement at the hospital.
Monday the judge let him walk because she hadn’t been located to “ratify” a formal complaint in court.

Caught mid-r*pe. Walking free the next day.
That is not a technicality. That is a system that treats a screaming woman on a public beach as optional paperwork.

Spain should be ashamed. Every woman in Valencia should be furious.

[Patrick Ojota @PatrickAbrazos]

Buen día.

Dibujé la verdadera cara del feminismo.

Ya no la pueden ocultar. Son psicópatas.

[John Galt @BristolGalt]

I just saw 5 Somalians at the self-checkout in Tescos looking confused.

An Indian Tesco employee was scanning their items for them and had to show them how to use their debit card.

“We need them for the economy” is dead.

I never want to hear it again.

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

Écologie ♻️
Europe 🇪🇺 VS Inde 🇮🇳

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@catturd2 Dudes gay now

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@Polymarket Time magazine is a fraud and a complete joke

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I need somebody to explain why every subscription started off at $4.99 and somehow we’re all paying $17.99 now.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Hey @CivilRights, found a violation:

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@impostersyndrum 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[Seraph @MikeFlyForever]

This is so funny because the people affected will receive exactly…….

0 dollars and 0 cents 💀

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

👏🏼👏🏼

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

"My friends, I ask you to stand on your own conscience. Get out there and fight for yourself by telling the far Left radicals who have taken over the Democratic Party this is not your country. It's our country, and we're going to fight for it."
— Vice President JD Vance🇺🇸

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

Prepare to be sued into oblivion WNBA 🤣

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

BREAKING: Enes Kanter Freedom has sent a letter to WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert requesting answers to 5 questions after his ejection from the Fever vs Sky Game & ban from the arena:

1. Identify the policy, rule, directive, or instruction relied upon in treating certain spectators,
including me, differently when we express a viewpoint that appears unpopular with the
WNBA

2. Identify whether the decision to eject me was made or requested by WNBA personnel, Chicago Sky personnel, Wintrust Arena personnel, security personnel, or another individual or entity

3. Confirm whether Ms. Cloud’s conduct has been or will be reviewed under any League
policy governing player interactions with fans, including rules governing altercations that require player suspension, and state what accountability, if any, she, her team, and management will face

4. Provide a full refund of the cost of my courtside tickets

5. Preserve all materials relating to this incident, including relevant video footage, incident or security reports, communications concerning my attendance or removal, communications referring to my WNBA Draft announcement or public advocacy for women’s sports, and
any applicable policies or event-day directives.”

Freedom is giving them 5 business days to respond.

[LibertyBelle @LibertyBellaaa]

I went in work today. I told my boss that I hate our company and am actively working to dismantle it. I pledged my allegiance to our competitor. I told them our company sucks and I’m taking two weeks off, with pay. Who cares what our customers want. I’m doing what I want.

Just kidding. I’d get fired.
Only members of Congress are allowed to do that.

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@CBSNews Cry more

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@LukaLev @ThaisEscufon Heart monitor isn’t on and keeps “checking” camera

[Mints @mints_____]

I like how if you release videos of GTA6 early you can get life in prison but if you strangle your three children to death with an exercise band you get one million dollars

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@KimKatieUSA Zero English from any of them

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@johnrich Just wait till they spin this as Trumps fault 🙄

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

You motherfuckers spent the last twenty years systematically purging young white men from the universities and the professional workforce and now you're acting confused as to why there are no young white men in the workforce.

Fuck you.

[SirFunktastic 🇺🇸 @SirFunktastic1]

@OcrazioCornPop Not enough, need more