Captain Dickhead

He/Him So no head?

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

Me in the mirror steaming some summer night in june

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

Paradita técnica para comer y luego seguimos con la pelea.

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@JH_37_ Why would you say that

[Sophie @sophlax]

The hottest thing a girl can do is be a little weird and nerdy and play World of Warcraft.

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@h666ris Gonna fuckin buy it at this rate

[Diana Thirst @rlycalm]

Important

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@_xxes_ @wildtiktokss @soogz1 This marge simpsons shadow

[Katharine Pearson @katieljpearson]

If you were the Irish guy on crutches who works in *biochem?* in Stevenage who was on the Peterborough train from Finsbury Park this morning it was lovely to meet you and I should’ve asked for your name and number so I could live out my Christmas miracle romance moment hahahelp

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

johnny wearing the exact same fit as steve harvey is so fucking funny

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

This guy fucks and its not up for debate

[Greg Parody Account @How2Drink]

I’m not usually a “repost from TikTok” guy but hot damn Jesus fuck

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of kids "What is something that makes you smile?"
It's not all doom and gloom
A Thread

[🍸 @martinimeplease]

My favorite video on the internet rn

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@_atpat Side quests?

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

I just can't take it anymore

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@myelessar Where?

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

Shrimp guy good guy

[Crocs @Crocs]

Retweet this 1977 times and we'll leak the next Crocs collab...

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@myelessar @_atpat practical sets dude, i'm ready

[Captain Dickhead @SirHallen]

@_atpat Shut up 😂