Jake U

Not funny comedian

[lil lexapro @zetnev]

I saw that my mans was thirsty so I decided to help him out 🤷🏻‍♂️

[rafaela silva kim @gotneocity]

when another one bites the dust starts playing

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

3 doors down played "kryptonite"

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

💛 We are sad to share the news of the passing of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants. Today, we are observing a moment of silence to honor his life and work. 💛

[Nate Fernald @natefernald]

I try not to concern myself with lists, but this latest Vulture one seems kind of personal?

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

My new commercial is finally airing! Thanks to my agents, my manager, and all my fans! I love you guys!

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

The "Presidential alerts": they are capable of accessing the E911 chip in your phones - giving them full access to your location, microphone, camera and every function of your phone. This not a rant, this is from me, still one of the leading cybersecurity experts. Wake up people!

[MAD Magazine @MADmagazine]

Hyundai just signed a deal to distribute 1,000 hydrogen-powered trucks in Switzerland. When asked what made their trucks different from the hydrogen-powered Hindenburg, Hyundai responded, “There are 1,000 of them.”

[Game Grumps @GameGrumps]

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🌟 Follow @gamegrumps + retweet this to enter!
🌟 1 entry per person/no giveaway accounts please!
🌟 Ends September 7 @ 11:59PM PST!

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

If you’re sitting at your desk job thinking of giving up on your filmmaking dreams – here’s some successful filmmakers who had other careers while working towards their big break:

[WWE @WWE]

Congratulations to @KaneWWE on being elected Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee! https://t.co/I4E5YQhYCC

[OK Go @okgo]

Everyone can be wrong once in a while...

[Jake U @SirJakeU]

Good ol’ twitter ads, always knowing exactly what I want

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

In these hard times, sometimes I think about how, when making Cloudy/Meatballs, I asked Mr. T if he wanted a coffee & he said “fool, you don’t ask Mr. T if he wants coffee. Do you ask a Mr. Coffee if it wants tea?” and then giggled

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

revolutionary classroom presentation

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I send a the calzone into space!! I don’t pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!!