Sir Jerry

[Big_Gift @GTgiftie]

A man bought electrical wires worth over ₦3 million to wire his new house. He hired three electricians, they completed the job, got paid, and everyone went their separate ways.

Two days later, he got to the site and discovered that all the wires had been stolen.

When he told some friends, they immediately pointed fingers at the electricians. Convinced they were responsible, he arranged for the three men to be lured to a location on the outskirts of town.

At first, he only wanted them to confess. They denied it.

Then he ordered some guys to be@t them.

After a severe be@ting, one of them finally confessed. According to him, they were indeed responsible and had already sold the wires.

That confession only made the man angrier.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

SHUT UP

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Ephya Herty 💚 @ephya_herty]

If you invest in a woman she will leave you for a man that invested in himself. Repeat after me "I must have sense this year."

End.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

The biggest Remontada

[Elewachi | AI Automation Engineer ⭐ @elewachii]

one day we'll talk about Gadget sellers in 9ja, especially those who sell iPhones and Samsung..

the way they overprice these devices..

a friend of mine wants to buy Google pixel 8 pro 256gb..

they told her 750k for it.. (and packaged it as brand new)

even though there's no brand new of that model

she texted me and said she remembered me saying I bought my samsung s23 ultra from China.. that she wants to get Google pixel..

I texted my suplier in China, and price she told me including shipping wasn't even up to 650k 😂

for the record, I bought my Samsung s23 Ultra 256gb for 650k, shipping to nigeria was 15k..

and I've been using it for 5 months now.. no issues

anyways, I just wanted to rant..

[Nonconformist @_nonconformist1]

Be absolutely SELFISH when picking a life partner!!!! COMPROMISE NOTHING!!

Else you go cryyy!!

[DERA | Graphic Designer🇳🇬👑 @derapeterssss]

So this month is keloid awareness month and its a good time to be proud of your scars and keloids. Don’t feel bad cos we don’t have control over its growth, so show your keloids today!!

Happy Keloid Awareness Month yall

[SportyBroker.COM @Sportybroker]

Liverpool vs Man City 👀
Am I the only one hoping both teams lose? 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades.

I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

[Kosasi Nakamoto @KOSASI_NAKAMOTO]

$WKC Competition Update

Day 5 Check-In

25 Days Remaining

Keep the momentum going!

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

Call me shameless
Laugh at us

But we'll take the 3 points thank you. We are in transition, a lot of room for improvement but the small wins matter. 💪🏿

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

Delete your fvcking drafts!!!!!!!!

GGMU FOREVER❤️❤️❤️

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Turn the volume up and burn the fucking boats.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

“People changing their opinions like there changing their boxer shorts”

Time to support Amorim + Bruno❗️

[Michael @commissionase]

United fans wanted the club to hire Luis Enrique.

Enrique that booted Mbappe, Ugarte, Muani, Asensio, Paredes, Icardi and now Donnarumma.

Enrique that needed 11 new players in his first summer to implement his style.

Y'all are not ready for Enrique at United at all!! 🤣

[𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲 @uncletypewriter]

Not questioning things is the hallmark of a cult by the way

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🆕🏡

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Sirs Jim Ratcliffe and Alex Ferguson about to open the new building at Carrington #mufc