Carlos Messy

My burrow is thorough

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

"I want to remake that movie where the guy fights a bunch of shit and then falls in love with a girl" -every producer in hollywood

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

Don't trust someone with an underbite

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

@CurrenSy_Spitta you're slippin spitta, the green apple is so essential

[Insane Clown Posse @icp]

We just went and peeped out the big ass Christmas Tree at Rockafeller Center. Doooooooope... VJ

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

Soap my whole body I don't give a motherfuck

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Pep, the dog who was sentenced to life in prison for killing Pennsylvania Governor's cat. 1924

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

@DonovanStrain you win the bet now go buy some proper food

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

@TheRealNickNova damn player how many girls you got?

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

I don't wanna go to work, I just want to bang on this drum all day

[Stephen Vanasco @StephenVanasco]

Hut 1,Hut 2,Hut 3, HUT.......

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

@ElliottOBryan13 hanging chads!!

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

"And then I was like, what do you care what I do with my fraternity brothers mom?!?" -max's

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

BLUE CHIPS 2 November 1st NO MATTER WHAT..... Free.

[Andre Nickatina @andrenickatina]

Keep it 💯now...U only b on INSTAGRAM..Looking 4..FINE BITCHES WITH BIG B🍑🍑TIES.....Fillmoe.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Behind (or under) the scenes of Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street, with Jim Henson and Frank Oz.

[TPB Quotes @TPBoysQuotes]

"There's 2 things mafukas gonna know about J-to-the-ROC: I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven!"

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I like you..But your Crazy!

[Carlos Messy @SirJesseLK]

So glad I'm not a girl and have to get ready before class. Also glad I'm not signed up for classes and don't have to go at all 👍

[Complex @Complex]

.@ActionBronson told a grown man that he's "been a bad boy" earlier this week http://t.co/E3vy906pII