Pelosi’s Pickled Liver

West coast honky, now residing in Texas. liberals fucked up my home state.

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@shegone03 If that isn’t excellence in batting form I don’t know what is.

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@GuntherEagleman Would it be too far of a stretch to say that, if she holds her breath, technically she could claim “I can’t breathe!”

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@20th_Centurygal Tool

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@20th_Centurygal Rush

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@EmmaJeanHole Correct. It also didn’t begin with Mother Love Bone

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@allieknightt Ingesting copious amounts of throbbing weiners leads to this as affliction

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@AnneErickson Alice In Chains “Shame In You”:

When I waken, and I'm aching
Time for sleeping, yeah
When I'm saying time to go and
I've been hurting, yeah
When I'm laying, I'm still trying
Concentrating on dying, yeah

Hearing Layne sing this knowing his tragic trajectory is haunting.

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@MizEmersenLee Liberals

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@AiCLayneStaley What a beautiful, talented and flawed human being. Rest in Peace, Layne.

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@shegone03 @notgaetti @BobFile An arm thrower and nothing else

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@shegone03 @notgaetti @BobFile I see a poor throwing motion not suited for long-term playability. The lack of follow through over the lead leg makes my labrum ache just watching this.

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@Amer1can_Barbie This is a massive LoL

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@TiffanyFong Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiitttttttt

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@luiscalleo Yes, as is Shame in You, What The Hell Have I, Sludge Factory and Dirt. Shame in You is probably the best song most people who like Seattle sound have never heard.

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@Amer1can_Barbie @insatiablevine Random guy at the local bar: “Do you like soccer?”

Me: “Nah, I like to fuck women, not dudes.”

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@all90saltrock The Melvins and Green River

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@shegone03 What in the fuck is this new nerdgasm stat? Between the choreographed over-celebratory home-run trots when down by 11 in the 8th and this bullshit dungeons and dragons-summoned useless stat… it’s become uninteresting and unwatchable.

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PRO TIP: Dudes, if you want your son to be a Major League Baseball player, drive your wife to Dodger stadium and have her give birth to your son in the parking lot.

It automatically makes him a Dodger.

The Supreme Court says so.

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@MocsMetal Truer words never spoken

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@MizEmersenLee This bitch is the cure for an erection lasting more than 4 hours.