Goblin Grandma

[Goblin Grandma @SirLordAugustus]

Name a more iconic duo

[Michele Sutter @MicheSutter]

How much more of this are we going to take?

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Seeing actual good news for once doesn't even feel real. I wish we saw stuff like this every day

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why does no one care about the fact that we're projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y'all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I would just like to point out a couple things first,

1. 70% of all wildlife has been killed off in my lifetime (52).
2. The 6th largest mass extinction of animals since Earth began is happening right now.

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

i hate golf courses i hate data centers i hate health insurance companies i hate how everything is gambling i hate that we can’t each fresh veggies right now i hate how every game costs 70 dollars and it’s SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

[David Windt @DavidLWindt]

"CO2 is plant food"

[bran @slugopolis]

i'm going to miss all the weird little animals, chilly summer evenings, fresh vegetables, all of it really

[Annabunny 🐰 @BUNNIMODER]

the pedophile class has mandated you shit yourself to death because they saved $15 a year cutting research, also, please ignore the 350 billion for operation epic chungus

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Benny Boop💋 @Bernadette10197]

Keep talking about the Epstein files.

The POTUS is a child rapist. A pedophile.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Remember when they defunded food for hungry children a few months ago?

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

so we got stuck paying the higher costs and the companies get the refund. got it

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

It is 2026. My life has been upended by a pandemic and the looming threat of war in Europe.

It is 1917. My life has been upended by a pandemic and the looming threat of war in Europe.

It is 1347. My life has been upended by a pandemic and the looming threat of war in Europe.