Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️

Vagabond mind🐦‍⬛—Writer✍🏿— 🏈#ForTheShoe #NYGiants—⚾️ #RepBX 🏀#AlwaysKnicks #RaiseTheStakes⚽️#ManUtd #NYRedBulls

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

I wouldn't want to go to an old people home or village when I'm coming to the end of my time on this plane. I'm telling my heir to send me into the woods with a knife and a pack meant for a week. Her siblings will understand.

I'll see yall in my next go around.

[DogtheCynic @DogTheCynic]

@GenePark That doesn't have a dude trying to make his way home. Clearly the next Nolan movie will be Samurai Jack

[Gene Park, Oppaheimer @GenePark]

evangelion

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

Not knowing what different terms means in prominent subcultures isn't cool anymore. We need to know what some of these mfs are talking about fr.

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

Sydney Taylor tonight 🔥

• 19 points
• 2 assists
• 4/7 3PM
• 6/10 FG

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

Bum niggas dangerous they be so angry bout a life they curated. How you gon shoot somebody cuz your parent didn’t leave you the house cuz you a bum

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Two people in plain clothes tackled and tried to handcuff a man at Harry Reid International Airport on Monday.

When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.

A TSA agent was present and said they were law enforcement.

Very strange "arrest." (Video by Chris Motley)

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

It’s surreal when you know gunshots were going off at this exact time, and kids were screaming. None faced any repercussions for this.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

You "aint know" she was underage but you hiding from her parents. Ok man.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

Only worrying about how old a shawty "looks" is how mfs end up in scenarios where they can be "tricked". Going off of how old somebody "looks" but not questioning why you need to sneak to link them or why their schedule just so happens to coincide with curfews and grade school.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

Only worrying about how old a shawty "looks" is how mfs end up in scenarios where they can be "tricked". Going off of how old somebody "looks" but not questioning why you need to sneak to link them or why their schedule just so happens to coincide with curfews and grade school.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

The only way you're ending up with a 13 year old as a grown ass man is if you're looking for one.

If yall would stop thinking dick first you could gather basic information and context clues to know a shawty is underage.

[PegaDuroOp @PegaDuroNews11]

Man I don’t know about this one. Yeah definitely deserves a beating but 20 - 13 is different from 35 - 13. Also, I’m curious if he knew she was 13, how does the girl look? She out on the streets type girl or does she actually look like a 13 year old. Hate to go out on this kinda limp but damn he did get shot in the head. Questions got to be asked. Crazy circumstance.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

@bigdon191 Reveals a lot of weird shit

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

I always say that deaths in the family are like the lottery for the bums in a bloodline. It's like they can smell it coming and they'll do anything for the bread.

You'll see effort and initiative that the mf never displayed in their entire life.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

Evil bastard having the time of his life remembering that shit.

[Daeja 🐅 @daedreaming33]

Get these Demons off the streets!! They come arrest the women and not these monsters.

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

White men with black wives

[ElioCZen @SuperElioZen]

We don't talk enough about how one of the many twist of NGE is that the EVAs aren't really robots. They are giant ass, lobotomized clones of one member of the race of aliens that are trying to destroy humanity, that were turning into cyborgs.

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

How do you possibly "get" murdering someone for inheritance that wasn't even left to you?

[The Mastermind 🇯🇲 @CastroTrapMoney]

Shorty caught the inheritance check and ain’t break bread? Idk… I kinda get both sides.

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

Someone could do literally ANYTHING to you, and here they go with "I see both sides"

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

@itskmilli Bih almost killed me

[Sir Mod🐍 🧙🏿‍♂️ @SirM0D]

I drink like a fish(only socially) and this boul challenged me to a shot duel with Wray... barely got the second mf down😭

[Lone Star Legend. 🇱🇷 🇰🇭 🇪🇸🤘🏿 @Teezerohero]

Henny. Looking at that ABV on Wray makes me nauseous

[Eric Italiano @ericitaIiano]

Been rewatching some MCU stuff to see to see if it actually banged or if it was just a mass psychosis and based on the overall quality of their TV output it's like LOKI was beamed in from another world

Like Marvel's ANDOR in the sense that you can't believe they actually made it