MrMWS

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

This is the most political song that could possibly be out right now. @kimpetras #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #RoeVsWade #SaveUkraine #FreeBritney #Vote2022 #SayGay 🐽💩😈

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Cancel student debt. All of it.

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

TICKETS FOR MY PARTY YOUR WORLD TOUR ARE OFFICIALLY ON SALE TODAY AT https://t.co/zMIV2gQQ6Z‼️ Are you ready? 🎸🌎✨

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

RAWR https://t.co/5QaRCfQVXY

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

Living lucky with my wonderful man. #covid19free https://t.co/d7UbbQ7Sih

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

a gentle reminder for ways other than using my name re 1998. let’s not frame it by the woman + youngest, least powerful person involved:

The Starr Investigation
The 1998 Impeachment
The Scandal of 1998
The Clinton Impeachment
That Crazy, Fucked Up 1998

[kesha @KeshaRose]

bitch we going out tonight

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

She's the black Rupaul! Stunning.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

📸: Jacob Ritts

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

Merry Christmas!! 🎅🎄🎁

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

I have a thing or two in the works. Big, BIG, changes are happening for yo boy, Matty Matt Matt. You're gonna gag, believe me. Save the date 12/12! @ Bantam Manor https://t.co/KsMFWXxX4W

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

Enjoying a bit of brunch and self-employment. If you have any admin/clerical/graphic design/personal assistant work you need done contact me to discuss your needs. #workingsmarternotharder

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

I've been so removed from current pop culture that I hadn't even heard they split. I know how freeing a divorce can be and know there are greater things ahead for her. #twerking #potsmoking #hillbilly #mileycyrus is #allofus

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

@SassyCanuckChik you showed up on my super secret porn account. Imagine my surprise and subsequent relief when I realized it was just a retweet. However, I didn't realize you were quite the Influencer. #madrespect

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

It wasn't easy getting us all together, similar to herding cats. Multiple Personality Family Reunion. Call @MTV, I've got a hit new show for them!!

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

I. Am. Defeated. Completely and utterly defeated.

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

I'm starting to come to the conclusion that I'm not meant to be in a relationship... Or, at the very least, being in a relationship is bad for me. I let my boundaries & expectations go poof every fucking time. I cater to their wants, needs, & insecurities & end up losing myself.

[FEG (Feed Every Gorilla) @FEGtokenio]

nick jonas and i have that in common

[MrMWS @SirMattyCakes]

@A_K_Anderson Puppy and tea date, to be scheduled sooner than later, for shur. Miss you.