SIR~ME🤍

Disciple of Christ 🙏. MANCHESTER UNITED AND REAL MADRID FAN❤️CR7 IS THE REAL GOAT 🐐🐐 EARNED NOT GIVEN 🌟 @Ronaldo @Cristiano

[SIR~ME🤍 @SirMeUTD]

Matthew 21:22 (NIV): "If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer."

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ntabuy inhaler ya kuweka bedside in case nipige one minute of sex napata excuse

[SEX @kakesus]

i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bruno, Mainoo, Santos & Tielemans controlling my midfield

Mbeumo, Amad, Cunha & Sesko destroying defenders

Life is good on this side 😂❤️

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Adulting is only fun when you have money

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Cancel Larry Madowo

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

“my love language is quality time”

jobless boyfriend:

[XHALIL ☆🇬🇳🇸🇳🇪🇸 @xhaalil_23]

J'ai demandé à mon pote et à ma meuf de m'envoyer 600€
Meuf : 600€
Pote : 276.48€

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Just broke up with my boyfriend after he told me, “You can’t keep using your dad’s death as an excuse to avoid sex.” It had been nine days since I buried my father.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When God answers that prayer only you and Him know about.

[5IVE 6IX @realmwendachris]

Mungu sikusema njeri....Nlisema GLE

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Xabi Alonso: “Romeo Lavia has this mental block when it comes to playing 90 minutes, he was tired but I said let him play, let him play…”.

“We let him do the 90 and he finishes exhausted, I think that he is really happy”.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Just paid my rent, wifi and electricity bill and now my car is making a weird noise

[Stunnianna.💋 @mshoney_J]

"you smell good"

I taste better.

[Juan Manson @Jimbo666xL]

El tiro libre más caro de la historia.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.

[m4 @barccolafan]

Who was almiron feeling like bruh

[TIO ャ @uncti0]

Konate out, Araujo in🤣🤣

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Being too mature at a young age ruins your happiness.