Sir Les

London GB UTAG supporter. Arsenal. Ex London Fireman (retired)

[Sir Les @SirPatterson]

It is cheaper and safer to travel by licensed taxi than Uber whilst getting around London. Do not risk a life shattering experience.

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Apparently I’m King of the road according the Uber driver on Euston Road because I wouldn’t let him in as per usual he was in the wrong lane! Offered him 50p to double his hourly rate but he swore at me and refused!!!!! 😂

[Sir Les @SirPatterson]

Latest score from the Etihad
Man City 115
Everton 1
@CityPotts

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@malprin And another!!

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@Bullohenry_1966 @KeepingBip No fouls for me!!!

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@ga11agbon Shame you never paid me the £20 we bet on Arsenal finishing above Spurs last season
A bets a bet!!! Don’t make me laugh

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@AvonandsomerRob 🤢🤢🤢 why would I want to eat that when I can have the real thing? Yuk

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@IsSaddleThereIs 😂😂😂 must have touched a nerve with some home truths!!

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@AvonandsomerRob 😂😂😂

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@martinhammer999 100%. Leave football alone

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@adilray @GMB Great reason to not tune in!! Thx for the heads up

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@jelcab59 @man_like_mike2 100%

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@ElectricClaret @man_like_mike2 Nothing a 22 air rifle couldn’t sort out

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@HammersmithBri1 Unused 95% of the time!

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@robgriff @weegie_wummin “It’s all about me”!!

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@GoonerHillsy Better still tell her and sell me the tickets?!!

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@muffmasterh @francesca_kms Everyone look at me!!!!

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@CityPotts @Sons_of_Aveley I once had a dream that @weird_earlobes bought me a drink, alas some 30 years have now passed!!