raspberry

i want a Pochita plush

[Smitty🥇 @Smitty_xyz]

Ok listen to me VERY carefully

1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"

2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out

3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life

4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you

5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you

6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to

7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.

8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents

9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.

10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work

11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.

12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.

13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"

14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.

15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back

FIN

[bint ♨️🐧 @NBinted]

Dogwalking him at his own games. Forcing him to just say “I dunno can we go back to chromosomes?”

Absolutely brutal lol.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I used to have a friend who bragged about getting hit on all the time and she was cute for sure but I remember one time my partner just said to her "you know they just want to fk you right? It's not because you're so hot it's because you seem like an easy target." A little mean but true.

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

ohh. you actually do have to romanticize your life and hang out with your friends and fall in love and go outside and eat good food and do the little things that make you happy because if you think too long about things that you can’t control it
will kill you

[raspberry @SirPricebb]

@lyracrow I was physically flustered

[skyfish.(天下の魚) @sakanaflyer]

Part 2. WHO WILL AWAKEN NEXT?!
(vote in comments)

(Haru Urara vs. Agnes Tachyon vs T.M Opera O)
#umamusume #ウマ娘

[南風暑太郎 @wp3qhjwap]

海外トレーナーニキ
気合い入りすぎて
自分にまでムチ打ってるやんw

俺たちもこれくらい気合いを入れない
といけないねぇ

[Esen @esentries]

This literally happened to @premier_two's Gold Ship run lol.

[project hail vee !! @veenaigrette]

in 3rd grade i had learnt that I could activate my gag reflex on command and puke. whenever i wanted. so this one time I went to my teacher (who used to straight up bully me) and was like hey I'm sick. she said no ur not. i threw up on her. on command. i wasn't even sick

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A dog meets its younger version

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

This took a turn

[Daark @KyoutarosDad]

100 GFs anime finally adapted the 2000 worded love Speech in all its gloryyyy. Also I love how the basically extended with having added Mimimi and Meme. This is exactly how I imagined they'll go about it and its so fucking peak😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[raspberry @SirPricebb]

i just want to get her #MavuikasNewYearsGreeting and #StandWithMavuika

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

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[Gavin @gavinincinema]

China gives Arcane a different ending the world is not ready for.

#ArcaneSeason2 #Arcane #ArcaneSpoilers

[Ekko's ZDrive @reesepuffsjones]

JINX IS SO INLOVE WITH HIM #Arcane

[いみぎむる @imigimuru]

「負けヒロインが多すぎる！」最終話、ご視聴いただきありがとうございました💙💛❤️💚

ホントずっとめーーーっちゃ楽しかったーーーー！！！
アニメ制作に関わる全てのみなさま、本当にありがとうございました。そしてお疲れ様です。

いつの日か、また、マケインたちと会えることを願いつつ……

ばいばい👋

#マケイン

[TVアニメ『負けヒロインが多すぎる！』公式 @makeine_anime]

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たくさんの応援をありがとうございました❤️‍🩹

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[❄KingIceSpikeXX❄ @KingIcespike]

Wrestling is fake huh? Explain this