So I was buying a poncho today at the female accessories section of SM.
Saleslady: “Sir pangreregalo niyo po?”
Me, on my mind: “sis i’m fab akin ‘yan”
Me, on my manly “talking-to-strangers” voice: “ah yes”
S: Sweet niyo naman sir. Bigyan ko po kayo ng free paper bag.
😂😂😂