sam

We're going to die, so cheer up ol' boy.

[KSU Crushes @ksucrushes2]

“Guy who works in eastway that wears cool pants and shoes all the time!!! U r cool and I like u”

[sam @SirSamSharp]

@RaleighAdelle https://t.co/BWT2pDxjPo

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@RimJobRyan Thanks man! You can read it on a phone or computer too. I hate reading online books haha, but it was just the cheapest thing

[sam @SirSamSharp]

Go read my new book, Of Dogs and Men, published on Amazon! Any criticism is appreciated and encouraged. Link in Bio 🤠

[sam @SirSamSharp]

@24_hadley @HaleyCuller Glad you guys get enjoyment out of my unfortunate condition. Egg burps are no laughing matter 🤔

[sam @SirSamSharp]

@Faux_Gruden @kfc @Wendys @MattPyle_

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: Trump wins Ohio.

Hillary supporters: "You people deserve the Browns."

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@MattPyle_ you taste wonderful

[sam @SirSamSharp]

Pj: Fuck em' and leave em right Pat?
Pat Miles: Yeah women are objects, not people.
( my friends>> )

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

The Tarp in the 10th inning of the World Series! Thank you space exploration! Satellites rule!

[Vaping Kills @StopVaping]

Do you think our four fathers killed hitler and stopped the Russians so that you could blow vapenados?

[Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily]

A person who can't really sit as if there were nothing else to do also won't be able to act because he'll never be completely all here.

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

Tom Brady is back. Wow. This is like when McDonald's brought back the McRib. Give me a number 12 with a side of touchdowns, man. I love it.

[Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily]

We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.

[sam @SirSamSharp]

I want you, even more than I did before