"Blame the Nazi Germans for making me become a gun designer... I always wanted to construct agriculture machinery."
- Mikhail Kalashnikov
Inventor of the AK47
Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
The fact that we went from "Wikipedia is not a legitimate source of information" in school to "Just ask AI / ChatGPT to get it done" is actually really insulting to me frankly
if my friend visited my city and didn't even ask if they could crash i would beat their ass. if i have space in my home it is yours. fuck you don't you ever book a hotel without speaking to me first.