Severus Snape

[Severus Snape @SirSeverusSnape]

I didn't even know the Super Bowl was today until I got on Facebook and Twitter.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do.

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I pledge allegiance, not thoughtless obedience.

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John Travolta's face. #thingsthatpissmeoff

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Make sure you get tested for Hogwarts regularly. #rulesforgirls

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You should never moon a werewolf.

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I love the sound of thunder.

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Happy New Year!

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Both Facebook and Twitter need a 'No one gives a shit' button.

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@Iggity Payback is a bitch.

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Eduardo Cullen? I like it.

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Love your enemies, it really confuses them.

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@JamieAnne_ Why thank you!

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Why can't I break and enter people's homes, eat their food, and leave behind some shit they'll never use too???

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All I want for Christmas is a soul.

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@Iggity You do have a point there, sir.

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@Iggity I don't know, I kind of like the sound of human misery.

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I can't decide which I love more: babies or puppies. They're both so much fun to kick.

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83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.