Am A Raccoon

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[Am A Raccoon @SirShogun1]

@Tenshinxo Is this a scale accurate banana?

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@dumnpath Thosre adorable

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@UmariTomoe Bonus points for diving head first in to the windshield, bleeding all over the leather seats and getting it in the heating holes

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@iionlywantyouu May one slide in to those DMs to hear those moans?

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@WoofWaifu One is real and the other eats my RAM for breakfast

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@shyroommatee Cream on my face. Make it a mess

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@wiremxther This is a certified play on repeat during lunch break audio

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@gogogowho 🤚

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@maeve_the_cat Also I fucked up with the wrong your so I now I feel the need to compensate in some way

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@maeve_the_cat Yep. All eyes are on you and youre cute n horny self

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@rokotimeout Go ahead an encrypt em anyways. Cook up something good, I want the fix to take at least an hour unlike every other problem ive been dealt

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@Jennifertaken2k Zero. Shit smells awful and is usually a sign of poor work ethic. Sure some folks can operate while smoking it but every single person ive met who smokes it would rather live off government benefits than do anything with their life

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@llxceddoll Wish I had someone to send messages like this to in the mornin

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@RakiRabies Hear me out: giant plushie that acts as a mattress

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@Tenshinxo Oh yeah? Well I cast zit on the inside of your nose

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@_pinkiepaw How would one slide into the DMs

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@RakiRabies You can have a spot in my dumpster if you need. Theres plenty of room and its next to a fancy restaurant throwing out the best scraps

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@TsSarahhh Youre not a woman. Youre a guy with mental disorders and a rotting wound between your legs. Your chromosomes, adams apple, wide shoulders and 5o'clock shadow give it all away

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@XINGFUc4uu Art looks great! Shes adorable even in just lines