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Get Em!

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The person above this tweet is a one-beer-queer.

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The person above this tweet smells like pond water.

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The person above this tweet hung out with Charley Sheen... and lost.

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The person above this tweet hasn't showered in 4 days.

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The person above this tweet is a little slut.

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The person above this tweet had a bowl-cut until their freshman year in college.

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The person above this tweet secretly has a mangina.

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The person above this tweet is a sex bot.

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The person above this tweet is a Facebook stalker.

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The person above this tweet has been beat up by a ginger.

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The person above this tweet is a dirty slut.

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The person above this tweet sucks the D.

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The person above this tweet is a flaming homosexual.

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When you get home and your bag is a gram short. o_O #ThingsThatFrustrateMe

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Dear fat chicks, thank you for filling up my Facebook timeline with witty picture-quotes on how you have such a "bad additude"

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Bonging your first beer at age 25? You daring individual..

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Props to anyone who can look tough wearing a one-peice pajamas

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"Oh you work here??"... NO. I just wear this uniform everywhere...

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Oh, you're feeling "hard" because you just got out of jail? Cool. I've been out here drinking, making money & getting laid.

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Shout out to the misleading hillbillys who don't have a job but continue to wear workboots everyday.