Solomon Dandy

Upper middle gent of the social elite before an unfortunate exile from Marylebone due to a gentleman's disagreement over a wedded mistress.

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That awkward moment where you sweep your cape around you and make a dramatic exit only to return a minute later because you forgot your cane

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@DoyleEyitemi I would agree, but I'm busy forming a mild drink problem in Haiti.

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@undefined_12 That's a double negative my boy. The last thing that stopped me,if you're interested, was a charging rhino in Somalia.Several gins later, OK

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My father said I couldn't survive on a diet of gin alone. After 4 days of trying he was proved right and I succumbed to a bag of salted nuts

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The vicars sermon this week was a riot.Lord Black & I couldnt breathe for laughing as we debated the merits of sobriety over a bottle of gin

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Encountered this strange contraption in the gents of The Dog & Duck yesterday. Blew my wee right back at me. I can't see them catching on.

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Lord Carling called me a good time Charlie last night at The Crown.I had to remind him I visited my plantation in Martinique twice last year

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Sometimes I drink gin and behave badly. Sometimes I drink gin as an excuse to behave badly.Sometimes I behave badly, and no gin is involved.

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I was delayed in Jamaica on my return to London this month. I would strongly advise you seek out a trip that delays you in Jamaica.

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Lord Goodge is a stern chap with a bad disposition. He carries his knobkierie with him at all times and often brandishes it with venom!

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Top Christmas tip: if you find yourself in Haiti over the festive period, look up Miss Angelica in the Temple Bar and drink the local rum.

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Lord Hull was drunk in the Crab and Goose last night. He offended everyone, even the usually affable Earl of Crewe, who pulled a face.

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This morning I was in bed waiting for my butler to bring me my tea and paper when I suddenly realised I was in Lady Perry's bed!

My memory.

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@jpparadise242 I've got you socks.

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I won a highland estate in a drunken game if cribbage and I've no idea what to do with it.

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@c_kenn 140 characters but not 140 days. It took me a year to circumnavigate the earth the first time, but there was that incident in Cairo.

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I've had my trunk since my first day at prep, when I was 7. Since then it's travelled round the world 3 times and scaled Everest twice.

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@c_kenn Thank you kind sir. I've had the same tailor now for 35 years. He knows how I like it.

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I've deliberated long and hard but I've come to a conclusion. I know the Vicar won't approve, but what the heck, I'm dressing to the right.

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@nigel4036 My life sometimes astounds even me with the hardships I deal with. Still, stiff upper lip and all that.

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Oh to be in London during the autumn. I will be back in a fortnight but currently I'm stuck in Martinique resolving my father's rum affairs.