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Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
Upper middle gent of the social elite before an unfortunate exile from Marylebone due to a gentleman's disagreement over a wedded mistress.
Arthur Barford's Gin Emporium
Joined November 2014
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Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 11 years ago
That awkward moment where you sweep your cape around you and make a dramatic exit only to return a minute later because you forgot your cane
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
about 9 years ago
@DoyleEyitemi I would agree, but I'm busy forming a mild drink problem in Haiti.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
about 9 years ago
@undefined_12
That's a double negative my boy. The last thing that stopped me,if you're interested, was a charging rhino in Somalia.Several gins later, OK
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
about 9 years ago
My father said I couldn't survive on a diet of gin alone. After 4 days of trying he was proved right and I succumbed to a bag of salted nuts
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Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
about 9 years ago
The vicars sermon this week was a riot.Lord Black & I couldnt breathe for laughing as we debated the merits of sobriety over a bottle of gin
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Encountered this strange contraption in the gents of The Dog & Duck yesterday. Blew my wee right back at me. I can't see them catching on.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Lord Carling called me a good time Charlie last night at The Crown.I had to remind him I visited my plantation in Martinique twice last year
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Sometimes I drink gin and behave badly. Sometimes I drink gin as an excuse to behave badly.Sometimes I behave badly, and no gin is involved.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
I was delayed in Jamaica on my return to London this month. I would strongly advise you seek out a trip that delays you in Jamaica.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Lord Goodge is a stern chap with a bad disposition. He carries his knobkierie with him at all times and often brandishes it with venom!
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Top Christmas tip: if you find yourself in Haiti over the festive period, look up Miss Angelica in the Temple Bar and drink the local rum.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Lord Hull was drunk in the Crab and Goose last night. He offended everyone, even the usually affable Earl of Crewe, who pulled a face.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
This morning I was in bed waiting for my butler to bring me my tea and paper when I suddenly realised I was in Lady Perry's bed! My memory.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
@jpparadise242 I've got you socks.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
I won a highland estate in a drunken game if cribbage and I've no idea what to do with it.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
@c_kenn
140 characters but not 140 days. It took me a year to circumnavigate the earth the first time, but there was that incident in Cairo.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
I've had my trunk since my first day at prep, when I was 7. Since then it's travelled round the world 3 times and scaled Everest twice.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
@c_kenn
Thank you kind sir. I've had the same tailor now for 35 years. He knows how I like it.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
I've deliberated long and hard but I've come to a conclusion. I know the Vicar won't approve, but what the heck, I'm dressing to the right.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
@nigel4036
My life sometimes astounds even me with the hardships I deal with. Still, stiff upper lip and all that.
Solomon Dandy
@SirSolomonDandy
over 9 years ago
Oh to be in London during the autumn. I will be back in a fortnight but currently I'm stuck in Martinique resolving my father's rum affairs.
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