SirSteve

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/2rXfcu7OFh

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/fIWMvMQXGX

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/e0MlVuZZI1

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/r3sPyCZnAt

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

http://t.co/TXmOCSt0jO Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

http://t.co/EjJAdlWaqC "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

http://t.co/CGdcdxmKXl No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/VwJ6WXLZ

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

You kids don’t remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys. http://t.co/Ako8L6WA

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

http://t.co/E3vhkrc0 I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live.

[SirSteve @SirSteve]

Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun. http://t.co/H9BSlmXz