Sir Alfred

BA, MSc. Human with feelings. Mental Health, Health inequalities, PHD student Keele University;. qualitative researcher. Nurse Consultant.

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@KingJayZim I did my primary school at Ardbennie too. My mum was a nanny in Ardbennie
Our cottage was nice.
Loads of avocados we used to have.
1980 was my year.

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@LanceGuma @LynneStactia EUPD

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@mamakaCleo I remember this instrumental. Did I know nothing. I was only a young from Buhera. Occasionally went to Mbare on school holidays in August
Thank you auntie for inviting us

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The UK at night during a heatwave is basically a live Bushtucker Trial.

You crack the window open by HALF AN INCH and somehow every insect in a 10 mile radius gets the group chat notification.

Next thing you know:

• A moth the size of a pigeon smacks you in the forehead

• 14 tiny flies are doing laps round the ceiling light
• There’s a spider built like a landlord sat in the corner watching you sleep

• And some mystery buzzing cunt keeps flying past your ear then vanishing when you turn the light on

Meanwhile you’re laid there sweating your bollocks off because if you shut the window you can’t breathe… but if you leave it open your bedroom turns into fucking Jumanji. 😂

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@BeansRobson I am annoyed that I can’t follow you. Please follow me and will do likewise. I like your content

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@BeansRobson This is deep. I modify my accent. To fit in. To survive.

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@cozwva I went to school with Eddie. Very principled guy.

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@jimNjue_ I am seeing psychosis from this view point

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@killerzivhu1 Nematambudziko. Zvinorwadza izvi.

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@SRavengai @KMarazanye Hey listening

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@Snicki_Katope You forgot to mention Nerisoni on the list.

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@daddyhope Shameless.

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@cozwva Old video boss. Nearly 4 years old.

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@tafimhaka What did Mutumwa did to trigger the action from the system???

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@AlexanderRusero I am waiting for this one

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@fallrise__ It must be makonzo, who could do this

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@begottensun It’s really beautiful

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@TembaMliswa How did it go kuma purisa nhasi

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@acielumumba Nonsense boss