Sir Toni

practical effects supremacist

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@disparutoo She says that like it wasn't socially acceptable to tear men apart for how they look. The term "manorexic" got thrown at guys like Johnny Depp all the time.

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@disparutoo Moriarty the Patriot pulled this off with Irene Adler becoming James Bond(e), but there was an entire season of plot backing that up and it wasn't a gender swap for the sake of a gender swap.

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@popupipapo @PrimateMovie Apples to oranges. The modern Planet of the Apes movies are technically live action, but they're mostly animated. Primate and the OG PotA movies are fully live action.

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Man in costume > CGI monkey. Practical effects are king.

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@rose_matt Got a friend mourning the sudden loss of her beloved cat. It's not June yet, but a "Naughty cat of the week" sequel to cheer her up would be amazing.

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Basically an Asylum mockbuster with a bigger budget. #whistlemovie #HorrorMovies #finaldestination #movies

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@rose_matt My mom told me the Tooth Fairy made fine China with the teeth she collected.

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Your introductory scene is a direct reference to Dead Hooker In a Trunk. I need answers. You can blame @richardharmno for me being hung up on this. I was going through his filmography when I found Puppet Killer. His Wikipedia page doesn't even list it.

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@twisted_twins The fact that you aren't credited in Puppet Killer, it isn't listed on your Wikipedia page, and you aren't on the IMDb page as "uncredited" lives rent-free in my head. The Shock Till You Drop article is gone, too. Why?

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Broke my "no Uncork'd Media" rule for @richardharmno and... Uncork'd is simply incapable of making a good movie. You could give them an Oscar-winning cast and crew and they'd still fuck it up. I'd be impressed if I weren't a masochist who simply cannot turn a bad movie off.

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@rose_matt Just watched my YouTube recap and I may have a problem.

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Apparently, a suit that covers every inch of skin save for your head, neck, and hands is "too revealing".

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@BradRTorgersen They kept her in it because the shows for men and she was hot.

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@rose_matt found the perfect Advent calendar for you: https://t.co/eZNWDhJfQg

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@RealReaper27 Got any plans to cover Gen V season 2?

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In his latest video:

@iNabber69 : We live in a misogynist society

Also iNabber: *spends nearly an hour infantilizing women, at one point comparing us to literal children*

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Among her rules:
1) No pronouns.
2) No "be" verbs.

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@Despotofantrim My 10th grade English teacher could've learned a thing or two from you. She fundamentally mutilated her students' writing so horribly that we had to unlearn everything she taught us when I started college the next year.

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@TheCriticalDri2 The citizens of Pompeii already answered that question.

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@rose_matt Tobias Rieper walked on the keyboard and tried to search the page for a non-existent emoji. What would a "ppppppppppppppppppppppp" emoji even look like?

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@Despotofantrim I find it endlessly amusing that a horror movie managed to be more respectful and faithful to the 1937 classic than Disney itself. Just thought you should know. Great movie. Highly recommend.