Chris Pizzi

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

@WashingtonNFL new team logo, name and unis look like someone rushed through create a team and skipped the setup to get to playing #WeNeedAName

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Hurricane golf, I’d watch it

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

@pizzapaisanos well this was extremely disappointing... a new reason to avoid paisanos....

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

@DaewooAug So, try harder....

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Sometimes you’ve just gotta burn it all to come back

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Drunk cram is a philosopher

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

One of these days sleepy Tom will fall over while nodding off

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Insane tilt in @TheWHL between Alex Kannok Leipert & Scott Mahovlich

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

There’s a lot of irony in Walmart Having a family themed thanksgiving commercial...

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

3.5 hours later and the alarm system has stopped beeping... I can now regain my sanity

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

You can’t stable donkeys in #RedDeadRedemption2 they are just the mini coopers of the wild west

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Well, I get a snow day!!

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

#RedDeadRedempion2 is rated mature, yet I can’t name my horse Butt Stallion...

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

I’m awful at following advice #NeverLearn

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

I swear my luck sometimes #BeOkayDez

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Dez Bryant was the sleeper I needed

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Is there an average height for little people?

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

My mans just offered me a free haircut at the bar...

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Karma is really going to fuck me for this one

[Chris Pizzi @Sir_Crailington]

Apparently, I’m Evil...