Nicky “Badonka” Pads

Bumbling bisexual boi 🏳️‍🌈 Oddball storyteller 📝 Penitent gamer 🎮 Film school survivor 🎬 Accursed Italian 👨🏻‍🍳 Proud father of two FBI Special Agents 🐶

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

Ebook preorders for my debut novel TIME-JERK are live! Paperbacks will drop the same day on September 18th! Reach out to me if you might be interested in getting an ARC!

https://t.co/e66fZdTSpc

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@_PAIM0N Happy birthday, Mr. Dafoe, I loved you in Beyond Two Souls alongside Elliot Page 🫡

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

AVENGERS 5, THE FINALE:

CAPTAIN OF AMERICA (THE REAL ONE, WHITE): He's too powerful, we're Doctor Doomed!

AI THOR: You're right to push back on that—I should have been more careful with my aim. Nobody can save us now.

[PORTAL OPENS, BENJAMIN NETANYAHU STEPS OUT, CROWD CHEERS]

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

The first of a few video diaries I’ll be posting leading up to the release of my debut novel TIME-JERK!

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@looksalotlikeme Huh, ya don’t say!

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@michelleyroo2 Thank you for always finding innovative ways to bring joy to the masses 🫡

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

If a character isn’t literally pissing and shitting themselves from pure terror in your horror story, you’re going to need to throw the whole thing away and start from scratch.

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@looksalotlikeme What happens on Tuesday?

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@b0phamet Welp, gonna have a hard time listening to “Love You to Death” without thinking of this now 😂

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

This is probably my favorite GIF of all time, dunno if anything will ever top it!

[Greg “G-Spot” Spottingham @justgspottin]

How it feels to accidentally make eye contact with a girl at the gym

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@NeilNevins

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@DiscussingFish @MarvelStudios Finally, my guy Kingo is back in the saddle!!!

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

good morning

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

“Hey man you really shouldn’t drive”

Me to my keys:

[Lasher guy @90sXtremist]

Scanning the room to see if there are any pedophiles named Brian he isn't best buddies with yet.

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

@AlsikkanTV @how_do_i_pdf What were his picks???

[Nicky “Badonka” Pads @Sir_Goofbag]

Oh SHIT, it’s fuckin Glibb Globb from the hit Disney+ show “Shang-Chi’s Cousin Dave: Vengeance of Glibb Globb”!!! They put fookin Glibb Globb in piss-ass Avengers Doomsday! I’m gonna fookin SHIT!!!!!

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This will be the sixth time we kill Patrick Stewart’s Charles Xavier, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.