Sire_Matto

Banking philosopher from the trenches | What they won’t tell you |
Father • Husband • Life’s real deposits & withdrawals
Wisdom, money & #GGMU

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@jon_d_doe Regardless of your financial status, you will always be thrown off balance during your first year of marriage.
Should he get married? Yes, but do it with a woman who understands your financial capacity not all these neo-oloshos that want what their papa no fit give them.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@MrPhr3d Give me money abeg... Life is short.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@23asher_io @Hon_Danjo Na 3k dey wan give me... Money we no reach me buy Item 7.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@sleem_shadyy @Hon_Danjo People wey dey here get two heads?? I'm a bonafide member.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@life_withtee @Hon_Danjo Meeting the minimum requirement is not easy.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@peegzy1 Grilled Hippo or roasted donkey is a practical alternative.

[Brother Rachid الأخ رشيد @BrotherRasheed]

Morocco is supposedly one of the most moderate Muslim countries. Let me show you what that “moderation” looks like.

As a Moroccan convert to Christianity, if I moved back to Morocco, among the many things I will face, for now I will pick the one small detail; restrictions even trying to name my son Peter, Mark, or John, not even in Arabic: Boutros, Morcos, or Youhanna!

Why? Because they’re Christian names.

The Moroccan state doesn’t even officially recognize my conversion. I can abandon Islam, but the government still treats me as Muslim.

Now imagine a Western country telling a convert to Islam: “You cannot name your son Muhammad or Omar because you were born Christian.”

Imagine the international outrage!

Yet ask Moroccans whether their country has religious freedom, and many will proudly say YES!

Here’s the catch: That freedom is largely reserved for foreigners.

A foreigner can be Christian in Morocco. A Moroccan who becomes Christian faces persecution, discrimination, and a lack of legal recognition.

In Morocco, your passport determines how much religious freedom you enjoy.

Apparently, freedom of religion means freedom to remain in the religion you were born into.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

My Superpower is giving my Genz team members the same treatment they give others..

One of them just sent a long message, expecting me to respond. Well, I did with "K".

She is crashing out in my DM. 😂 😂.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

I just realised that one of my turn off is seeing a lady in agbada with fila...

I'm just so uncomfortable with it.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@zeolyne_ @attah_akor_ Pandemic e.g Covid 19

Epidemic: Ebola in Dr. Congo

Pandemic: Poverty in Nigeria

[Olaamide! @ProlificMidey]

I just remembered when my dad was drinking Coke, and coincidentally my nephew started singing: “Tí ó bá ní kí ni ó mu, wọ́n ní Coca-Cola, wọ́n á ní kò mọ ayé jẹ, jẹ̀d��jẹ̀dí ló máa pa á.”

Everybody burst into laughter, including his grandfather. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

Someone got convicted of a crime and sent to jail. After investigation it was discovered that his defense lawyer never went to law school.

He's contemplating an appeal based on this... Told them that no court of law will be ready to listen to this.

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[Azad Aydin @Azadi77]

Ich bin selbst Muslim, aber wenn wir so leben wollen wie in Afghanistan, Syrien, der Türkei, Kurdistan, Somalia, Gaza oder Marokko und dieselben Mechanismen und Verhältnisse hier installieren wollen, warum sind wir dann nach Europa gekommen? Hat jemand uns eingeladen oder hält uns hier als Geiseln?
Europa bedeutet Philosophie, Kunst, Literatur, Freiheit, Demokratie und Geschichte – das Versprechen, nach gleichen Regeln und Gesetzen in Harmonie und Toleranz zusammenzuleben.
Teile der muslimischen Community sehen Europa scheinbar nur als Quelle für Geld, Sozialleistungen und Privilegien: Was ihnen passt, wird angenommen, und der Rest wird abgelehnt. Das ist Dreistigkeit! Hier kann man keine islamistischen Sitten oder ein Kalifat mit der Scharia durchsetzen. Die Justiz und die Regierungen müssen diesen Prozess stoppen, sonst wird das gesamte europäische Wohlstands- und Kulturmosaik sowie die Demografie sabotiert.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

Can we frame this????

This applies to all immigrants!!!!!!

[Azad Aydin @Azadi77]

Ich bin selbst Muslim, aber wenn wir so leben wollen wie in Afghanistan, Syrien, der Türkei, Kurdistan, Somalia, Gaza oder Marokko und dieselben Mechanismen und Verhältnisse hier installieren wollen, warum sind wir dann nach Europa gekommen? Hat jemand uns eingeladen oder hält uns hier als Geiseln?
Europa bedeutet Philosophie, Kunst, Literatur, Freiheit, Demokratie und Geschichte – das Versprechen, nach gleichen Regeln und Gesetzen in Harmonie und Toleranz zusammenzuleben.
Teile der muslimischen Community sehen Europa scheinbar nur als Quelle für Geld, Sozialleistungen und Privilegien: Was ihnen passt, wird angenommen, und der Rest wird abgelehnt. Das ist Dreistigkeit! Hier kann man keine islamistischen Sitten oder ein Kalifat mit der Scharia durchsetzen. Die Justiz und die Regierungen müssen diesen Prozess stoppen, sonst wird das gesamte europäische Wohlstands- und Kulturmosaik sowie die Demografie sabotiert.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

After having kids, you’re like an old phone battery. Even after charging yourself overnight for 8 hours, you’re at 40% by 11am.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

@Atilolahafeezah Be specific.. Protein could mean meat(beef, pork, chicken etc) fish, or egg etc.

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

I don't know who told this kids that "I want to wee wee" is a get out of jail card,but of course it works.

It's their fundamental kids right, "right to wee wee as many times as possible in a minute".

[Sire_Matto @Sir_Matto]

lol .. Still did this today....

[Jake Kozloski @jakozloski]

The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.